Hey Guys Send Me Some Asks N Stuff

hey guys send me some asks n stuff

Apollo: Hermes, you can do anything! 

Hermes: Anything? 

Apollo: Anything! 

Hermes, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?! 

Apollo: Wait, not that!

Sibling relationship in the way that only they can hate on each other frr

(Quetz also can but he's given the privilege)

heya its been a while

anyway

tez and vishnu would insult the hell out of each other but only they are allowed to do that. if anyone else insults one of them the other will remove them from this life send post

HEYYYY

Oh YES definitely only they can call each other names and stuff. I like to imagine the entire Devlok and the Aztec pantheon tryna stop Tez from breaking Mictlan loose when Shishupal was insulting his Krishna avatar in Mahabharat LOL

Likewise Vishnu almost flipped out when someone was unreasonably hating on Tez, who btw was already going through a self esteem crisis so he didn't flip out cuz bbg was too tired for all that :(

But then Quetz and Shesh stopped Vishnu from doing anything and then Vishnu went and became Tez's therapist idk ☠️

@i-love-your-father @lesteropoulos idk I just thought to tag you guys

Apollo's lamentation in Ovid's Metamorphoses (Hewitt/Hall trans.)

Hey hey jeu hey heu heu hey

Mictlantecuhtli headcanons pretty please

Miso i mean me so i mean leto i mean mythos soup

Alright more hcs for my fav death god

Has a podcast about how things are in Mictlan. Sometimes he talks about current events that result in a high death toll, sometimes he gives virtual tours of the nine layers of Mictlan, sometimes he invites the other gods to make a cameo and hangs out with them!

One of the chillest gods out there. As long as you don't pull any of the "cheating death" shit or flat out insult/try to hurt him or his loved ones, you're fine.

However, if you do end up committing the transgressions above, he will End You™ (especially if you threaten his loved ones and friends)

He loves making puns, like Quetzalcoatl! Unlike Quetzalcoatl, he's actually good at making them (sorry Quetz, that's just how things are around here)

Before each soul passes on, Mictlantecuhtli has a quick chat with them (think alongside the lines of "hey pal, how'd you die? Cool, cool, alright I'm going to let you have a good afterlife now but you have to stay out of trouble with the gods alright? Fantastic, you're good to go, see you on the other side!")

It's kind of weird for most souls but Mictlantecuhtli is genuinely just a nice guy.

Kind of stuns everyone how much he breaks the death god stereotypes, and he loves it. He has a t-shirt that says "I single handedly saved my fellow employees' reputation and all I got was this lousy T-shirt".

Good artist. He's got time to kill sometimes, and he likes to sketch.

That's it for now, but I'll come up with more later!

(Also @si-chan1 I know you asked to be tagged in hcs, so sorry I didn't do it for older hc posts I didn't see your request 😭 anyway here)

you know you tagged the right people when these are the tags

Apollo's lamentation in Ovid's Metamorphoses (Hewitt/Hall trans.)