And Then This Guy Would Probably Look Confused When No One Gets It. He Will Look You Completely Serious

And then this guy would probably look confused when no one gets it. He will look you completely serious dead in the eye and say "Was that funny?"

And everyone is now scared to answer no.

Re: your post about the types of comedy that the four Tezcatlipocas are into

I sincerely feel like Huitzilopochtli will just, at random times, deliver a roast that you can NEVER come back from.

Example:

Xochipilli, after trying to play a flute and failing: ah well, guess I just wasn’t made to play a flute.

Huitzilopochtli: Well that hasn’t stopped your flute from being played before. All night.

Xochipilli: 👁️👄👁️

YEAH!!! i love that, i agree completely!!!! and Huitzilopochtli literally never smiles. he doesn’t chuckle or laugh or anything. so when he delivers a roast, the room goes silent as everyone tries to determine whether it’s okay to laugh or not

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Apollo: You know, every time I try to stop you from doing something stupid, you respond with the most nonsensical thing ever and do it anyway.

Hermes: Exactly. So you should stop trying to stop me.

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Neapolitan works too, I originally paired him with mango because it was a "sunny" flavor before I realized Huitzilopochtli is literally the least sunny sun god there has been in existence

To keep up the ice cream gods thing i think Mictlantecuhtli would like lemon ice cream and Mictecacihuatl would like coffee icecream :]

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Yessss that's perfect, thanks kata :)

I think that Huitzilopochtli would like chocolate ice cream, because he's such a complex guy it would be hilarious if he had such a simple flavor (also the chocolate thing again because the four Tezcatlipocas would all have chocolate components in their ice cream and you can't convince me otherwise)

I can imagine Tezca and Huitzilopochtli's conversation about it going like

"Okay but you like chocolate ice cream?"

"Yes."

"Like, plain chocolate? Idk man I always thought you would like some kind of insane flavor like peanut butter cookie and chili crisp or some shit."

"..." *mildly disapproving stare*

"Sorry."

If yall see any random art shit of a snake and mint chocolate chip ice cream know it started out with nothing but pure intentions

Ok hi I need to know quetzalcoatl’s fav ice cream flavor sry for being annoying I’m working on an art compilation

Nononono no need to worry i love them silly asks!

Anyway i keep thinking mint cocolate chip and every time i think of other flavours i just spiral back to mint chocolate chip lol