Genesis Is Sad!

Genesis is sad!

what does Sephiroth do?

Sephiroth, remembering that Genesis likes muffins: Would you like a muffin?

Genesis: No.

Sephiroth, with a muffin in hand: I insist.

Genesis: I don't want a muffin, Sephiroth.

Sephiroth: You would greatly benefit from a muffin.

Genesis: ....you know what? Sure, hand it over.

Sephiroth, remembering that Genesis likes shopping: That will be three gil.

Genesis:

MC: *eating a waffle* Good soup.

Satan: MC that's not soup.

MC: Good Soup

Satan: *nervous* Yeah, good soup.

Traveling Witch (Adrien Tepes x witch!reader) part 2

Rated: Mature

Warnings: language, description of the dead, just that, typical things that happen in the show basically.

Part 1

“It’s not safe out there.” He said as he got up from his seat. “I’m guessing where you’re from there’s no night creatures there.” He lead you back to the front of the castle and towards a body of a monster on a stake. He pulled it out of the ground and threw it a foot in front of your feet. You took a step back “what the fuck is that?!?!” You gasped and covered your nose and mouth as the stench of the body came rushing at you.

You gagged as you turned your whole body away, “a warning next time! You practically attacked me with this things smell!” You held back the bile of vomit that was trying to come out. You had a pretty strong sense of smell. This things decaying body was doing a number on your poor nose. Adrian chuckled quietly as he came up to you “my apologies,” he gestured to the body, “this is a ghoul. One of many night creatures that my father has unleashed here.” He turned his eyes up at you. You looked over your shoulders still covering half of your face as you looked at it and then to him. “Yea no we don’t have those in my time..thank god.” You gagged as you smelled it again and moved towards the castle.

“Can we please go inside? Any more of that smell and I’m going to throw up whatever I ate and I’m gonna beat you for it.” You pointed your finger at him and walked inside. You could hear him behind you as you walked back to kitchen and sat at the table.

“These things only come out at night right?” You eyed him as he walked towards the counter that was in front of you and nodded.

“Then I should be fine as long as I don’t stay out too long.” You said. He held your eye contact for a moment and then looked towards the counter. He hummed as if to confirm what you said was true. Adrian wanted to say no but he also didn’t want your present here in his estate. It’s cruel on his part but he didn’t want another mistake to happen. This way he isn’t taking another human life, indirectly, but still no blood on his hands. He also was a little afraid of you. He never had someone yell at him and cursed at him all on the same breath as you did. You were scary.

“I suppose you are right. If you leave right now and leave to your timeline before the sunsets you should be fine.” He reached into the cabinets above and prepared some tea.

“Ha, knew it. Over here trying to make me scared when I could just go by my logic.” You poked your head as you smiled and mouth ‘big brain’ to his back. You got up with a big huff and threw your bag over yourself.

“Well, it was nice seeing you Adrian. Kind of. I mean we got off on the wrong foot, more you than me. But it was nice finally meeting you and seeing you and all.” You scanned his body as he was still turned away from you. “Real nice,” you sweetly said on a soft huff. “Maybe if you’re still alive or live long enough to reach my year you’ll come and visit me in (country).” You said as you walked towards the door.

“Hmm” was all Adrian said as he kept his back to you as he walked around making his tea. Your smile dropped and you frowned at him as you pumped your fist at him.

“Asshole” you mumbled as you exit the room.

—

The forest was pretty thick and dark as you made your way deeper into it. The only light you had was the one being emitted from your hand as you has a small ball of flame was in it.

“It’s so dark and creepy” you whispered to yourself. It was quiet in the forest. The birds that were singing once at the start of the forest have stopped as you kept going into the dark. The quiet scared you a bit but you didn’t want to turn back now and give the pleasure of that MAN knowing that he was right. Besides you could take on one of those things Adrian had thrown at your feet. Didn’t look that bad. It was ugly and big and scary looking but you could take it on…no problem…nope…………………….you really wish you were home now.

The further you went into the forest the more unsettled you felt. It didn’t feel safe and it most certainly wasn’t a good idea for you to continue. Yea you’re gonna turn back around and hang around the outside of the castle. Adrian probably has to go places and when he’s gonna you can go back in and find a spot he doesn’t go in. Yea that’s a good plan, brilliant y/n you so smart.

*snap*

“Aha, yea I’m gonna ignore that and just continue.”

*growl*

“….that was just my stomach. Yup, nothing else.” You picked up speed. You weren’t scared. Nah, there wasn’t anything to be scared of. Nothing! Sure there was something, like three something’s, but you can handle it. Piece of cake. You’d totally handle your shit right now but like you’re tired and definitely didn’t want-

You tripped over a tree root and fell to the ground. Cursing yourself for being in your mind instead of what was going on. Now here you are on your hands and knees. Praying to whoever that if you turned there wouldn’t be three big ugly ghouls lookin at you. You counted to three in your head and turned to sit on your butt.

“Fuck my life” there stood the big three ugly ghouls. You gagged as you smelled the stench radiating off of them. You wanted to put your hand up to your face so bad but you know if you move they will too.

“I told you it wasn’t safe for you” came Adrian’s voice. It echoed in the dark and the ghouls looked around for the source.

“Yea, well, it’s not like I went looking for it. YOU could have told me that they live in here!” You corrected him. Adrian didn’t answer you. In an instant the three ghouls that stood in front of you were taken out with the sword that Adrian had. Quick and simple. Once they were dead he appeared from the dark where they stood. He looked at you from his stance and held out his hand. You pouted up at him but took his hand.

“Thanks…” you dusted yourself off and turned back in the direction of the castle.

“I thought you were going to go find your rocks” Adrian said. You could hear a hint of amusement in his voice but you ignored it.

—

“You are more then welcome to stay here and go back out there to look for your rocks-”

“Trovants”

“Right….”

You sat at the kitchen table once again as you stared out the window. You were upset, more or less a little embarrassed since you had Adrian come and rescue you after telling him you could handle it all on your own especially since you were able to put him down but here you are…in the castle…again…. at his table. Talk about looking like an ass, huh?

“Well thanks for letting me stay here. I swear I’ll leave as soon as I can and we can be free of each other.” You turned to look up at him as he held a plate of food to you. It wasn’t much, just some bread, meats, and cheese. You couldn’t really eat much anyways so this was enough for you.

“Thank you” you placed the plate on the table and started to eat.

“Mm” he said as he sat down at the table and watched you. You made eye contact with him and then looked away. He still watched you. It made you uneasy and you finally looked at him.

“It’s rude to stare, you know?”

Adrian blinked once, “…did you draw on yourself?” He asked as he looked at the arm that was close to him. Your sleeve was rolled up to your elbow and he could see the tattoo you had. Curved lines and dots were scattered around your forearm. You looked at your arm, “this is a tattoo” you said as you swallowed the food in your mouth.

“It’s abstract design. It’s pretty right?” You moved your arm over to him as you reached for the cup of water. He traced the lines on yours.

“This is common in your time?”

“Mhm”

“It’s pretty”

“Thanks had a friend do it for me. Didn’t have to pay much for it. I have others but you’d have to take me out for dinner first” you winked at him as you rolled your sleeve down. Adrian scoffed as he got up from the table and took your plate.

You laughed as you got up and took your bag with you.

“So my room is where?”

—

You came out of the bathroom that was attached to your room. Drying your hair you sat down on your bed and looked around the room. It was nice and clean, there were huge windows that looked over the land that the castle stood on. The moon shone bright and clear. The room was bathed in a dim warm light from the candles that sat beside the bed. Everything just screamed old age and you loved it. You were more amazed the castle had indoor plumbing.

You weren’t even here for a full day but you were bone tired. You threw the towel you used for your hair to a chair that was a couple feet away and pulled on a nightgown you had pulled from one of the closets.

“Oh I hope the bed is as comfortable as it looks” you whined as you pulled the covers back. Climbing in you felt the plush of the mattress as you laid right in the middle of the bed. You brought one of the three pillows to lay in your arms as you laid your head on the other and snuggled it.

“This is good….so good…”you sleepily said and closed your eyes. Sighing one last time you started to fell sleep take over. Slowly you felt your body start to relax. Until the creak of the floorboard woke you and you snapped your eyes open. You held your hand out in front of you and a ball of fire ready. There stood Adrian a bit startled as he looked at your hand and then your eyes.

“Are you really starting this again??”

“No! I wanted- I had thought-”

“Do you ever get tired of like assuming? Like imagine what you’re gonna look like. You gonna have wrinkles and like bad skin. Gross”

“I doubt I can have wrinkles”

“You don’t know. You might be the first half vampire that gets wrinkles cause he can’t fucking relax for like a minute. Imagine wrinkles” you shivered as you thought about it. “You wouldn’t look as pretty as you do now. Actually doesn’t your dad have wrinkles? Like on his forehead from frowning. Yea he does! You want to look like him?!? Everyone is gonna think you’re just like him! You want that?”

“…..”

“I’ll take that as no you don’t. So calm down and for the last time. IM NOT GOING TO ATTACK YOU! Now get out of my room and let me sleep. Some of us need it cause we weren’t blessed by the gods with your looks” you nodded and threw yourself down on the pillows and got comfortable.

“Goodnight Adrian. I know you’re still there.” You said with your eyes closed from under the covers. Adrian huffed and placed the article of clothing on the edge of the bed.

“Goodnight y/n” he said as he closed the door behind him and went to his room.

Alcina, trying to flirt for once: Are you a painting?

Y/N: Wha-?

Alcina: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Bela around the corner, sighing in relief and whispering to one of her sisters: OH GOD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SAY SHE WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

https://www.tumblr.com/devildomsoup/717594329332531200/mc-im-going-to-transform-into-my-true?source=share

Partner imagine doing this and inch worming your way through the house or jumping like a kangaroo.

Wait the sock shuffle, sliding around without lifting a foot, using magic under the blankets to open doors and to keep the blanket up for maximum comfort and warmth

Lucifer: *Looking at the moving blanket pile* What in the world is that?

MC: *Turning around dramatically* TIS I MC!!!

Lucifer: I-

MC: *Shuffling towards Lucifer at full speed* QUIVER IN FEAR BEFORE ME!!!

Asmo: okay so, mommy issues or daddy issues?

Satan: daddy issues

Diavolo: daddy issues

Mc: I'm the issue unfortunately