I Was Thinking More About That BlitzFizz Wicked-Inspired AU And Figured I Should Jot Down My Thoughts:

I was thinking more about that BlitzFizz Wicked-Inspired AU and figured I should jot down my thoughts:

In Hell, there exists a school where demons can hone their skills so that they may have the chance to be a member of a Deadly Sin's court.

Fizz get accepted and he's able to work on his clowning skills so that he can achieve his dream of being a part of Mammon's court.

Blitzo, on the other hand, is only going because he got a job as a janitor (he tried to audition for his own clowning skills. It didn't work out...).

Fizz and Blitzo somehow become roommates.

Blitzo believes in Fizz but he, too, has a desire to be in Mammon's court.

Blitzo ends up showing that he is highly skilled in weaponry, something that impresses the higher ups of the school. So much so that he's given the opportunity to present his skills before the audience of a Deadly Sin of his choosing. The higher ups believe Blitzo has the potential to be considered in the role of a highly esteemed guard to a Sin.

Blitzo accepts this opportunity but says that he wants Fizz to come with him and have a chance to perform as well. This is accepted and Blitzo and Fizz are both thrilled that they'll finally be recognized by Mammon.

Not really sure what would be the breaking point for Blitzo to change his mind on wanting to work for Mammon but it ends up being a big deal. Fizz is disappointed by the turn of events and Blitzo makes a show of being Mammon's Enemy No. 1 (he totally flipped Mammon off midair).

I think Fizz would still end up losing his limbs and getting scarred in this AU but how that would happen I'm still not set on.

Fizz becomes a member of Mammon's court and is highly regarded as Mammon's best jester. However, he's incredibly exhausted doing all these performances to promote Mammon. He's afraid to leave Mammon's court as he doesn't want to end up like Blitzo or even end up on the streets.

Sorry guys, but my Fizzarozzie brain wants to include Ozzie in this AU too. Perhaps Ozzie ends up being Fizz's confidant and Fizz starts to fall in love with him?

And that's where I'm currently at. Don't think I'll have the confidence to turn this into a fic myself but I wanted to put it out there. Might revisit it again if I can think of more ways to really bind this hypothetical story. Would love to come up with a way for the rest of IMP to be involved. I at least have an idea of how a Deadly Sin's court would work and some tidbits surrounding that. If anyone wants to use whatever I've written here for their own works they're more than welcome to.

“Oh look at how annoying she is? See this? She’s annoying. She’s awful bro.”

I can’t resist her kitty socks bro. Why are they so slay?

One last thing

Out of all the nastu things this woman does I don't think this is supposed to be an indicator that she's a pro/comshipper, not only it says 7 years ago (when she was 13) but also the description very much says "and it's basically incest or something, not really"

I'm guessing it's more a case of she not shipping the main and popular ship and shipping the protag with a close friend or something If she was a comshipper Blitz would've probably made some joke about it or it would be portrayed on her fanfic idea, but even Blitz says he think it's to dramatic to kill her over a ship war

Or basically, it's pointing out at people who harass others for shipping Blitz with Fizz instead of Stolas

everything is funny & i love being alive

I love him so much.

There’s a weird tendency in the HB fandom to insist “no homo!” for Fizz and Blitzøs relationship. They even recently asked Brandon and Alex what it’s like playing ‘siblings’ and they both found it really bizarre, because they clearly aren’t. And in clearly romantic fanart comments say ‘I love their friendship’ ‘Blitzø is so devoted to protecting his homeboy!’

I thought this fandom loved gay ships why are they doing that? They’re acting threatened or something

I often touch my hypothetical sibling like this. Just guys being dudes.

(Also, they're totally threatened because Blitzo's shown more sexual and romantic interest in Fizz than he ever has towards Stolas.)