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Almost as bad as War Thunder leaks💀

Despite the episode leak, I'm not going to say anything critical until the episode comes out officially.

The new episode is pretty much leaked. Almost entirely. View it at your own discretion if you want to be spoiled, but I'm still not going to say anything until the episode is released officially.

Now whoever is leaking the episodes, they must be really unhappy with Spindlehorse and Vivziepop if the they're willing to leak the entire episode out like that. Goddamn.

You people don’t actually know character design

Stolas is just Valentino but an owl instead of a moth and you know it’s true

This is a post dedicated to the fact that Blitzø's rapist attended to a party themed to hating him, sang a song calling him a motherfucker, but we're supposed to find him sympathetic.

Is it just me or do the shorts so far seem to be based around criticism pointed at the show ie, Millie being underdeveloped or imp barely seen doing their jobs. What next are they gonna make a short around Stolas and Octavia to get back at critics who say that Stolas is a terrible father or something around Moxxie's mom who they never bothered to giving a name to?

So i just went onto tiktok for the first time (didnt have the app)

The amount of things i see about CHILDREN not teens, going to a convention, is fucking insane. I saw teachers or aids talking about elementary schoolers are singing songs from this show. Parents are theming BIRTHDAY PARTIES around this.....😰

To millennial parents who are about my age. I understand growing up the way we did with grandparents who were catholic or christian or just strict sucked. It felt like we had no freedom. So we just went behind our parents backs and watched South Park, Family Guy, or youtubers like Shane Dawson. That doesnt mean that now, when we are adults, should just shrug and let these kids watch this content. Just because you say "eh i watched worse 🤡 and i turned out ok" does NOT mean you should be letting your children watch this. Guided or not, this puts children DIRECTLY in front of adults in an adult space with other adults who may want to hurt your child. As someone who had a friend who had parents like you, please stop. My friends content consumption put all of us in danger when a real irl predator used Shane Dawson to relate to my friend when we were in highschool. He traveled over states with a rape kit. And to minors who may see this post and go "eh not that bad" im going to explain what Rape is in detail. Because im seeing that elementary kids are making Rape jokes now.

TW for adults. Im only doing this because the amount of disrespect i saw from these kids who obviously DO NOT understand the gravity of what they are seeing.

Rape is when someone violently forces you to have sex. What is rape really? It is when a person hurts your private parts and sometimes your insides sometimes to the point of bleeding. It is not fun. It is not sexy. It is very embarrassing. and it is painful FOREVER.

You kids who are watching this. Understand that when adults say you are not mature enough. We are not trying to hurt you. We care so much about you and dont want this to happen to you. Many of us that are angry are angry BECAUSE we were the kids who were watching things when we should not have in middle school. I was darred by my middle school trailer park friends to watch 2 girls 1 cup. I was 12. they were 10. My mom had no idea but one of the boys moms was right there.

My point is we are now all affected by what we saw and the consequences of thinking we were "more mature for our age" . What you kids dont know is that these consequences wont come to get you until you are around 23 and trust me they hit harder than you can ever imagine.

Please be safe. Please keep these kids safe. Please educate these fucking kids on this fucking subject or we are going to have so many victims and so many little rapists. who are going to, you mark my words, start young because rn they think its a joke.

The 3 Episodes That Show Why Stolas' Current Redemption Arc is Doomed to Fail and Stolitz is a Failed Relationship:

INSTANCE 1.

EPISODE 2 OF SEASON 1:

[LOO LOO LAND]

While he does have his perv moments in Loo Loo Land (will insult that in another post), his most notorious one for me is how he addresses Blitz after being nearly 'attacked':

Here he flat out calls Blitz his 'knight in shining armor' (meaning he did only invite him to live out some weird fantasy of being saved by him) and refers to the 2 people who helped him as 'littler ones'. But he TOTALLY doesn't look down on imps guys, he said so in the newer HB episode.

INSTANCE 2.

EPISODE 5 OF SEASON 1:

[THE HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL]

Here he already acts like an ass from the getgo, but I'd like to point out something Blitz says at the start:

"When this happens it's not something I really fuss about"

This sentence implies that Stolas has pulled this last second call back on the book before despite knowing Blitz needs it just as much to keep his business alive. While here it's done because he has to do the festival ceremony, this means that there's a chance he's pulled this more than once solely to get a quick fuck or because he stupidly decided to forget he's a prince and needs that family heirloom to do his job.

And what was his response to this?

If this thing is so damn important then WHY do you use it as a token solely to make this guy sleep with you?

And lets not forget that Blitz ONLY agreed to go to this thing not to be around Stolas, but due to his employees being from there:

(and this was Stolas' response to Blitz telling him that he wouldn't be able to do his job regardless' granted he does say he doesn't give a crap about the clients the fact he even responded like this was lowkey kinda rude and condescending)

(it's said as 'I'm sowwy your cwients will have to wait~' but the auto subtitles didn't catch it right)

INSTANCE 3.

EPISODE 1 SEASON 2.

[THE CIRCUS]

For our last mini glimpse we'll be looking at the episode in which this gaslighting journey begins; skipping towards THAT scene:

Imagine seeing a childhood friend you haven't heard from since you were a child and automatically assuming that they came to fuck you instead of assuming they were coming to say hi.

Like I'm sorry, but it's VERY weird to me that they have him act like this with Blitz when the last time they saw each other they were kids.

(and even then blitz was only there because stolas' dad bought him for the dude as a birthday gift)

(plus this was how he reacted to being asked if he was there to ravage him. The seduction stuff was flat out wrong, but from the getgo he had NO intent to have sex with Stolas until he felt bad for him AFTER getting what he came there for in the first place.)

And thus we reach the end of the post; I certain I didn't cover as much as I wanted (because I refuse to sit through HB again because I'll just get mad at how hard the story nosedived) but these scenes here stuck with me the most.

Here he makes it clear that:

He only sees Blitz as someone who can get him off

He doesn't care about the business he's trying to run

He sees Blitz as his 'knight in shining armor' and deliberately put himself AND his daughter in danger solely to put himself in situations that force Blitz to save him

He sees any other imps besides Blitz as meaningless, given how he called Moxxie and Millie 'you littler ones' despite them helping him

But I'LL be the asshole if I remind any of the stans this despite it happening on screen for everyone to see-

Lol

Lmao even

REVIEW OF SHORT 3 FROM HELLUVA BOSS

I liked it, ngl. It was funny, it wasn't written by Vivziepop, and it was overall fun to watch Blitz get his own solo mission!

But yknow, his interaction with the weeb felt... Familiar.

Very....

Very....

Familiar.

But other than that, 7/10 certified banger ✨️✨️

Also last gripe:

First Blitz sucks with sex and can't use the crystal because they imply he has to tongue it everytime-

Now they just show him giving it a little rub and now he can use it no problem on his own with no backup

Like they said you're supposed to be intimate with the stupid thing for it to work yet he just gives it a .5 second stroke and boom a portal appears no hassle

Does this guy suck at sex or not or was that crystal schtick an excuse to not only drag Blitz and say he sucks at oral but also give a reason to sexualize Moxxie for no reason other than 'lol'

I swear to god- Hazbin Hotel and HelluvaBoss have interesting female character designs and I want to learn more about them, but instead I’m forced to watch Stolas/Vox/Valentino shit and piss himself like a toddler because they don’t get their way or I have to watch Alastor attempt to be a carbon copy of Bill Cipher; or Lucifer whine about his issues- and that’s the peak “angst” and drama for these garbage shows, ugh..

“Oh look at how annoying she is? See this? She’s annoying. She’s awful bro.”

I can’t resist her kitty socks bro. Why are they so slay?

Helluva was sm better when it was about I.M.P rather than the shit show known as stolitz

Another au screenshot edit as I've been neglecting this place

The incident that occurred with the hellaverse fan known to us as "Shay" is still on my mind, and while I don't wish to interact with the media anymore, I do want to say something to both sides of the hellaverse community, but especially the critical community.

Our words have the power to do the exact same thing that occurred within the shipping communities of the fandom. Please do not forget to be kind while interacting with others. Engaging with any part of the hellaverse community should be a conversation or a respectful debate at most. It should not be a WWE cage fight where you're trying to humiliate your "opponent".

Criticals can get very passionate, I would know, I still am, though I made my choice to walk away. That's not an excuse to talk down to or bully anyone. Try to give people online a little benefit of the doubt. Be patient with people you don't agree with. Don't let your personal pain, irritation, or anger speak for you. If you can't keep things respectful in that moment, walk away from the conversation.

Shay's loss was felt by every part of the fandom. Not necessarily every person within, but you all know there are a lot of people in each sect as heartbroken as you might be feeling right now. Shippers, antis, criticals, regular fans, super fans, no one wanted this.

Nothing can undo what has been done already, but we can choose kindness and patience going forward. We can do that for Shay. Thank you for taking a moment to read this, please keep yourselves safe.

Vivsipop fans say that it's not weird/fetishizing, but they don't seem to be taking the opinions of actual gay men into account... strange.

The way Viv writes male gay relationships is atrocious/abusive; has any gay/pan man felt uncomfortable/troubled by her portrayal of her characters? Please share your insights.

I genuinely hate this character! I don't know if I have ever hated a character more!

What

FUCKING WHAT

(Love how they used that 'came on too strong' lyric for the scene where he was calling him 'cute' for telling him he better not try and do anything sexual to him and the 'read this all wrong' lyric for when he was asking if he'd be getting anything in return for saving them. Like bitch you didn't read jack wrong you were obviously asking for a sexual reward and got it.)

You looked down on him literally the entire first season and was seen reading an erotic novel about imps in the sheets.

You called him 'little creature', 'big dicked blitzy', 'my impish little plaything', 'blitzy', and had a literal scene where you put a cigarette out on his horn along with pinching his cheek like a child at one point and saying how 'cute' he was for setting boundaries at the carnival.

Bitch he was at the hospital with his daughter. Don't try and fault him for caring about his kin more than the guy who uses him like a toy.

You.

You just used your title Stolas.

You just used your title to shame Blitz for not saving you that one time.

And it ISN'T his place to have to constantly save your stupid ass because HE'S NOT FUCKING OBLIGATED TO RISK HIS OWN LIFE TO SAVE AN IMMORTAL FUCKING DEMON PRINCE.