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I want someone to rp the Eden polycule w/ me.

Said Polycule is Adam, Lucifer, Eve, & Lilith

Would prefer to be Eve & Adam, but I could do the other two as well.

Interact w/ this post or DM me!

ALSO

My personal "lore" for what happened to Eve is that nobody could decide if they wanted her in Heaven or Hell after passing her back an forth for a couple hundred years, so they ripped up hee souk and scattered it across Limbo.

She appears in the Hotel about four months after the battle (sinner Adam?) and while everyone is gone.

Eve & Lilith are the OG bad bitches (but Eve is the OG slvt).

(Also like. BlitzFizz, StoLitzø, or FizzModeus. Please. [Maybe even Stolas × Ozzie?? Apparently these four being a poly is a thing.])

THANK YOU! I needed this.

Something catches Blitz' eye in the toy garage and Fizz can't help but lend a hand to his bestie 🤲

*completely ignores the fact that I was gone for at least 2 months

Ok so I know I'm supposed to be sad 'n shit about episodes 8&9 of Helluva Boss (S2) But I was smiling the whole damn time just cause the episodes came out. And like I was trying to be sad 'cause I was watching it with my friend and she looked over at me and said "What the hell is wrong with u?" and then she told I was probably experiencing the first stage of grief (denial) and now I'm starting to rethink my life! Yay!

Also, I Love how cute Blitz's and Fizz's relationship has grown!

Huge fan of Fizz teasing Blitz at any given chance 👌

lately, they've been living on my head 24/7 rent free so I HAD to doodle them !!

they deserve to be happy 😭

I live for BlitzFizz 🥹

Date night at LuLu World 🍎🦎🐸

Every interaction with them makes my heart soar! They’re such a wonderful breath of fresh air 🥹

It should have been themmmm😭😭😭

They legit had more romantic and sexual chemistry in that very brief scene than Blitz and Stolas have had in the show's entire run.

POP OFFF ITS SO TRUE!!!

Look at how happy he is with Fizz are together!!!! And then look at how afraid he is with Stolas….

…..

Wow what a lovely ship….(sarcasm)

Partnership vs transaction

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!

I’m probably gonna keep picking at that Blitzfizz sketch bc I really REALLY love it 😍

Fr Blitzø/Fizzarolli has a lot of potential, and like most things in the show they’re spawned from, I wish they were handled better. I definitely prefer them to Stolitz, but the way they reconciled was poorly done — especially with them being kept away from each other over a misunderstanding (I hate the patterns of this in HB, that’s not the only way to create drama) and Blitzø minimizing Fizzarolli’s injuries for the sake of his mom’s death, which we don’t even get to see. It could’ve taken a whole season — the stuff with Blitzø bodyguarding Fizz from Mammon could’ve been built up as well as Fizz revealing his more vulnerable self whose susceptible to panic attacks instead of having him kinda just switch from dickhead entertainer to mushy Moxxie-esque counterpart.

Implying stolas is the only one Blitzø wants, feels off because we’ve had three episodes in a row showing he very much wants fizz and would do anything for him. The scene in AT where Verosika tells that Blitzø has to be happy for others so he can start to change, feels weird because we had a show don’t tell moment of that exact thing, where he says “I’m happy for you fizz” when he clearly still loves him. That was a big moment. But the writers choose “tell” over “show don’t tell” because the audience blatantly ignores it unless being told. Other characters dont have to tell him to put Fizz first, he just does it. Same with apologising, stolas isn’t the first of many, fizz is. This is the difference between natural and forced.

It’s just weird. It feels like whenever they want to develop stoliz they start recycling Fizzs personality traits and backstory with Blitzø.

And if fizz is the ‘nucleus’ of all the romantic relationships going wrong, the icebreaker to make him change, the catalyst of his progress (all things Brandon and Viv said) something deeper with him than the others, whys he being shipped with the owl? I mean what story reason. Not what commercial one. I’ve never heard Viv or Brandon say anything deep or meaningful like that about stoliz, it’s just “They fuck”

"Pay no attention to this character who's Blitzo's first love, his catalyst for progress that brings out the best in him. His real soul mate is this other character who brings out nothing but the worst."

HE CAN SPELL CORRECTLY THEN AND NOT NOW?! HOLD THE PHONE.

Sunshine.

Sunshine protectors.

There’s a weird tendency in the HB fandom to insist “no homo!” for Fizz and Blitzøs relationship. They even recently asked Brandon and Alex what it’s like playing ‘siblings’ and they both found it really bizarre, because they clearly aren’t. And in clearly romantic fanart comments say ‘I love their friendship’ ‘Blitzø is so devoted to protecting his homeboy!’

I thought this fandom loved gay ships why are they doing that? They’re acting threatened or something

I often touch my hypothetical sibling like this. Just guys being dudes.

(Also, they're totally threatened because Blitzo's shown more sexual and romantic interest in Fizz than he ever has towards Stolas.)

babies

bald

I was thinking more about that BlitzFizz Wicked-Inspired AU and figured I should jot down my thoughts:

In Hell, there exists a school where demons can hone their skills so that they may have the chance to be a member of a Deadly Sin's court.

Fizz get accepted and he's able to work on his clowning skills so that he can achieve his dream of being a part of Mammon's court.

Blitzo, on the other hand, is only going because he got a job as a janitor (he tried to audition for his own clowning skills. It didn't work out...).

Fizz and Blitzo somehow become roommates.

Blitzo believes in Fizz but he, too, has a desire to be in Mammon's court.

Blitzo ends up showing that he is highly skilled in weaponry, something that impresses the higher ups of the school. So much so that he's given the opportunity to present his skills before the audience of a Deadly Sin of his choosing. The higher ups believe Blitzo has the potential to be considered in the role of a highly esteemed guard to a Sin.

Blitzo accepts this opportunity but says that he wants Fizz to come with him and have a chance to perform as well. This is accepted and Blitzo and Fizz are both thrilled that they'll finally be recognized by Mammon.

Not really sure what would be the breaking point for Blitzo to change his mind on wanting to work for Mammon but it ends up being a big deal. Fizz is disappointed by the turn of events and Blitzo makes a show of being Mammon's Enemy No. 1 (he totally flipped Mammon off midair).

I think Fizz would still end up losing his limbs and getting scarred in this AU but how that would happen I'm still not set on.

Fizz becomes a member of Mammon's court and is highly regarded as Mammon's best jester. However, he's incredibly exhausted doing all these performances to promote Mammon. He's afraid to leave Mammon's court as he doesn't want to end up like Blitzo or even end up on the streets.

Sorry guys, but my Fizzarozzie brain wants to include Ozzie in this AU too. Perhaps Ozzie ends up being Fizz's confidant and Fizz starts to fall in love with him?

And that's where I'm currently at. Don't think I'll have the confidence to turn this into a fic myself but I wanted to put it out there. Might revisit it again if I can think of more ways to really bind this hypothetical story. Would love to come up with a way for the rest of IMP to be involved. I at least have an idea of how a Deadly Sin's court would work and some tidbits surrounding that. If anyone wants to use whatever I've written here for their own works they're more than welcome to.

bro fizz did not spend years helping u perfect this technique just for you to choke like this

Something catches Blitz' eye in the toy garage and Fizz can't help but lend a hand to his bestie 🤲

"Hangin' around~" ft. Blitz & baby Lissy

[Imps and Implings series pt. 2]

[Part 1, Part 3]