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I Talked To Someone On Twitter About The Pip Situation. Im Leaving A Lot Out For The Sake Of Privacy

i talked to someone on twitter about the pip situation. im leaving a lot out for the sake of privacy and personal wishes, but supposedly, things we’re hearing right now may not be true, and there’s a “certain thing” that happened that people are blowing out of proportion and we should wait for pip to make his inevitable statement on the situation. however, he also said that he isn’t going to defend pip, so don’t take this as a sign that he’s innocent in all of this.

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4 years ago

TRANS WOMEN: HERE'S SOME SHIT YOUR DOCTOR WONT TELL YOU ABOUT HRT

1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors won’t prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.

2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.

3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.

4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.


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4 years ago

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

So, India Is Dying.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

So, India Is Dying.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

So, India Is Dying.

People are dying.

So, India Is Dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

So, India Is Dying.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.


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4 years ago

sir billiam and his butler(s) found family headcanons:

-butler has a name, he just doesn't use it often, and tends to only tell people his name when they're already friends/close

-billiam uses it in private

- butler is half enderman, like ranboo, but got almost no visible traits so you can't tell. he still hates eye contact

-billiam made the no eye contact rule as a sneaky way to help

-butler is selectively mute! the no speaking rule was also for his benefit. now nobody expects him to say anything

-butler knows sign language. billiam also knows sign language. they use this both to talk and to plan murder while in the company of other people

-oh yeah, murder

-back in the wild west, butler was billiam's partner in crime. but secretly, so he could pretend to be a hostage and stuff

-so when he went with billiam after he left, everyone assumed he was kidnapped

-billiam said he'd never kill someone, he'd hire someone else to do it. this is mostly true- butler does most of the direct murders- but if anyone hurts his butler he can and will kill them

-hubert was also part of the found family i will die on this hill

ready for some SAD headcanons?

-egg ate hubert. the only thing stopping billiam from attacking it then was that he still had the other butler to protect

-that "billiam attacks anyone who hurts butler" thing is how he died

-the egg got hungry but there were no party guests, so it ate the remaining butler

-billiam heard him scream and attacked the egg

-he tore it apart, kind of. it delayed it's growth for a very long time (until present day)

-it also tore him apart. billiam is unfortunately NOT an egg, so he did not regrow

fun bonus headcanon for literally all of the tftsmp characters:

-their ghosts are around. they just never felt the need to show up and do anything, this is basically a tv show to them, similar to how it is for us


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4 years ago

Fresh Sir Billiam Headcanon and small story.

Contrary to what he wants people to think, especially the rich, Billiam doesn't actually treat Butler bad at all. Butler actually has a fully furnished room that Billiam gifted to him when he brought him to the manor. Due to the social norms that dictate the millionaire hierarchy, Billiam has to pretend that he treats Butler like any old servant and Billiam secretly hates/despises it. (Which is why he is more than happy to sacrifice people to the Egg)

Billiam is also protective over Butler, which is one of his piglin traits coming to the forefront. (Butler is also protective over Billiam because he is a loyal boy and is grateful for Billiam saving him from certain death)

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Once, Billiam was at a party at another mansion and it was customary to bring you servant along so Butler was in tow. He sent Butler to get him a drink and the next thing he knew was Butler was being punched by some older gentleman who had a little too much to drink. The older gentleman was yelling something about servants needing to know their places and stop being disrespectful etc etc.. and that Butler needed to be taught a lesson....

Billiam intervened when the older gentleman started to reach for his belt. "Excuse me sir." Billiam's voice was laced with the barely contained rage that he felt, "But you have just damaged my property. This," Billiam swept his hand toward Butler, "is my best servant you see. I am afraid I will have to demand reciprocity at once for this attack on my value."

"Fine! Fine!" The older gentleman grumbled, waving his hand dismissively, "Just name your price and I will pay. Though you should consider training that one better. He ran into me, stuttered about it being an accident. As if I care to hear such mundane excuses from the rags."

"Very well," Billiam nearly growled but stopped himself. His gloves creaked as he balled his fists to keep them from shaking in his rage. "Perhaps you and I might relocate to a more private area of this manor to discuss the reparations."

The older gentleman mere grunted before beckoning Billiam to follow.

Billiam followed with Butler trailing slowly behind, head down submissively. Billiam attempted to glance at him, trying to catch sight of the injury but Butler's hair obstructed his view. That only added to his irritation, not at his servant, but because he didn't know how much the other was hurt and it wasn't like he could ask while in front of the other millionaires.

The door to the room was barely shut when Billiam's control slipped. In a flash, a small blade was pulled and before the older gentleman could react, Billiam was slitting his throat. He watched in silence as the gentleman bled to death, a cold satisfaction curling through him.

Silence followed, Billiam breathing out heavily as his rage started to settle. Footfalls drew his attention and Billiam glanced from the body, noticing Butler hesitantly standing just a few feet behind him.

Billiam hastily sheathed the blade and reached out, tilting Butler's head up to better look at his injuries. His lip was split, drying blood running down his chin.

"Let's get you cleaned up." Billiam muttered, pulling a handkerchief from his pocket and reaching up to dab it over the wound. "I don't know about you Butler but I am growing tired of this party. Why don't we depart?"

Butler nodded as best he could in Billiam's firm but gentle grip, a look of relief on his face.


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4 years ago

Not all enbies are skinny. Not all enbies are white. Not all enbies are neurotypical. Not all enbies are completely androgynous.

Destroy the stereotype that enbies have to be white. Destroy the stereotype that enbies have to be skinny. Destroy the stereotype that enbies have to be neurotypical. Destroy the stereotype that enbies have to be completely androgynous. Destroy harmful stereotypes. Destroy racist stereotypes. Destroy ableist stereotypes. Destroy fatphobic stereotypes. Destroy enbyphobic steryotypes.

Enbies can be black. Enbies can be Hispanic. Enbies can be Asian. Enbies can be Indian. Enbies can be Indigenous. Enbies do not have to be white. Enbies can be chubby. Enbies can be fat. Enbies can be overweight. Enbies can have eating disorders. Enbies do not have to be skinny. Enbies can be autistic. Enbies can have mental disorders. Enbies can be neurodivergent. Enbies do not have to be neurotypical. Enbies can be feminine. Enbies can be masculine. Enbies can fluctuate. Enbies can alter their physical appearance completely or not at all. Enbies do not have to be completely androgynous.


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