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sir billiam and his butler(s) found family headcanons:

-butler has a name, he just doesn't use it often, and tends to only tell people his name when they're already friends/close

-billiam uses it in private

- butler is half enderman, like ranboo, but got almost no visible traits so you can't tell. he still hates eye contact

-billiam made the no eye contact rule as a sneaky way to help

-butler is selectively mute! the no speaking rule was also for his benefit. now nobody expects him to say anything

-butler knows sign language. billiam also knows sign language. they use this both to talk and to plan murder while in the company of other people

-oh yeah, murder

-back in the wild west, butler was billiam's partner in crime. but secretly, so he could pretend to be a hostage and stuff

-so when he went with billiam after he left, everyone assumed he was kidnapped

-billiam said he'd never kill someone, he'd hire someone else to do it. this is mostly true- butler does most of the direct murders- but if anyone hurts his butler he can and will kill them

-hubert was also part of the found family i will die on this hill

ready for some SAD headcanons?

-egg ate hubert. the only thing stopping billiam from attacking it then was that he still had the other butler to protect

-that "billiam attacks anyone who hurts butler" thing is how he died

-the egg got hungry but there were no party guests, so it ate the remaining butler

-billiam heard him scream and attacked the egg

-he tore it apart, kind of. it delayed it's growth for a very long time (until present day)

-it also tore him apart. billiam is unfortunately NOT an egg, so he did not regrow

fun bonus headcanon for literally all of the tftsmp characters:

-their ghosts are around. they just never felt the need to show up and do anything, this is basically a tv show to them, similar to how it is for us

[ crown made of bullets ]

I made a poem, uh yeah...

Okay, here the tea:

in our creating writing class (that only had 6 students cuz HUMSS) our teacher Mx. G, ( yes they ask to call them that.) to make a short poem about something we like, I like a lot so I cut it into 3: Music, Literature, Arts. So I made one each and pick one, I pick the music one. why am I telling you this? well, the 2nd one is about Literature and is reminded me of Karl's time-traveling/ Tales from the SMP.

so here check it:

Umarbeiten (Rewrite)

Collecting books full of great mystery

Create new ones about different history

To extends the knowledge of the past

And to retell the tales that unabashed

MY FUCKING WISH CAME TRUE!!!

PHILZA IS ON THE TALES!!!!! WITH TECHNO LET’S GOOOO!!!!!

WAT WAAAAT WAAAAAAAAAA-

karl designs lolol what lore

irl pic redraw 4/4

everyone is theorizing while i am a simple man

i see a maze. i complete the maze.

jack manifold is a state of being

it’s all jack manifold

redrew karl jacobs again

cleaning out my april WIP folder

Hey, why does the overseer for the the other side look like a mix between Mrs Claus and the ghost of Christmas present

Sir Billiam and Technoblade are related: Canon? Probably.

sweet sweet vengeance for sweet sweet porkums. he didn’t deserve the slander.

Dont mind me just checking to see if anyone left anything

Yo if anyone knows any fics that are either about roadtrip gang/Walmart SBI, or about The Village That Went Mad(specifically anything about corpse, robin and cornelius being a family), or about Sapnap and Ranboo pirate duo please let me know, I love these dynamics so fucking much

/tftsmp spoilers 12/02 (part 1 of ?)

Sooooooo... I watched last nights Tales From the SMP stream and I know people have already talked about this but I just wanted to throw my hat in the ring.

First of all, we finally got an answer on how Karl is a time traveller. When talking to DreamXD, DreamXD says "I made you a time traveller" so there we go clean-cut answer no need to make a theory about that. It's what he says not long after that has people talking:

DreamXD: "Look... The last... time traveller they......... forgot they were a time traveller"

This has pretty quickly led people to speculate that the last time traveller was Ranboo. And that led people to look at all the evidence and moments in Ranboo's lore where it didn't make sense or it felt like it led nowhere. But as much as it does make sense we have to look at what DreamXD said after that:

DreamXD: "And that's kind of a problem so.... I mean.... So... I got rid of him"

Now I will digress and say that we don't know what DreamXD meant by 'got rid of him' but considering how XD has been in the past it wouldn't surprise me if the last time traveller was offed by XD. For now, though let's just look at the evidence that might suggest Ranboo being the last time traveller.

The first bit of evidence I want to look at is the Red Banquet.

I won't claim I came up with this idea that credit goes to this person on twitter:

I never would have thought of this so thank you! (Also if you're the person in that tweet and want me to remove you that's okay just let me know)

For those who remember Ranboo could be seen running around in the ceiling during the Red Banquet just watching everything going on. As far as I'm aware we never got an in-universe explanation for this, we just assumed that he was just ender walking and being used by Dream to see what was going on around the SMP. But with the recent events of Tftsmp it has made people think that maybe Ranboo was there as the time traveller.

(If it was explained at some point please let me know, I'm one person and can't watch every second of every vod)

We've seen with Karl that you can't necessarily control when and where you go and I think it would be safe to assume that the same would apply to the last time traveller. It could be possible if Ranboo was the previous time traveller that the Ranboo we saw in the Red Banquet wasn't actually the current Ranboo and it was a past version of him back when he still had his memories of being a time traveller, and that's why he wouldn't intervene, why would a past version of Ranboo help people he might not have known?

(Please keep in mind that I am one person and I can't watch every-single VOD so please correct me if I'm wrong. I would to be educated and told about things I miss so I can do better.)

There will be a part 2 to this please give me time

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