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"My horny ass would never be an astronaut"

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

Girl, you are not calling me "not normal" with femcel in your bio 🤣🫵

at least I'm not a tranny lol 💞

Is this really the hill you want to go out on?

Girl, you are not calling me "not normal" with femcel in your bio 🤣🫵

at least I'm not a tranny lol 💞

Fuck you radfem, keep transing that tomboy

Two steps ahead.

Dipper was two steps ahead.

This feels like an advertisement lmao

WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse

I have the biggest theory that will make gravity falls fans shiver with horror

Bill chipher is a patapon

I mean, what else is 2 Dimensional, has stubby arms and legs, and is also insatiable with power?

Holy shit, I think they're related

yet another impossible body standard for women

"Would you love me if I was a sexy worm?"

trying to break into the furry scene what do you guys think of my newest ocs

Here's an idea that's even worse

Digital Artists, remember, You have the power to draw your enemies getting arrested for tax evasions

Don't waste it.

hello furries i love you

I want you to look at this and tell me how this is considered "violent speech"

It's funny because marriage is terrible

thrh call me lucky fisherman because somethang always biting on my Pole

Reblog to drop an anvil on transphobe

With tumblr’s blatant transmisogyny on the rise, I’m happy people are reblogging posts in solidarity with trans women. But please don’t let this be the beginning and end of your compassion. You can reblog all the posts in the world that say “rb if you love transfems” “rb to kill a terf” “rb to hit tumblr CEO with cars and hammers” and such, but it means close to nothing if you don’t treat the trans women in your life, both online and real life, with the kindness and respect they deserve. If you don’t know or talk with any trans women, now is a better time than ever to do some introspection and question as to why that is. I know I wouldn’t be who I am today without the transfems in my life, and I’m sure this goes for many others too. It’s the very least we can do to return the kindness.

PEELY NOOOOOOOOOO

That's the shittiest reason to cutting off someone.

unfollowing a person you liked because they started posting hazbin

BALD!

BALD!!

MY EYYYYYYYES!!!!!

He sheds once a year

i do lemonade (and/or general citrusy drinks) reviews in a discord server and all the pictures are like this

and what did you think of the drinks?

Every time you reblog Sleepy Mars, a transphobe chokes and dies

>said video has music like splatoon

>unmutes video

>sounds nothing like RIP entry and it's just basic rock

>the Industrial Revolution and its consequences

Looked up music similar to Splatoon. These dudes popped up. Like Holy Carp. Has almost the same vibes as Rip Entry. For full song go to dah link!

https://youtu.be/fuhHU_BZXSk?si=LfALQklLl9Gt85oY

I do still look for actual splatoon re,ixes and stuff but there's only s9 many on YouTube.....so I try and look for music with the some energy and vibes as Splatoon!

Tumblr users: hehe, be gay do crime

The Walmart employees who have to deal with this bullshit every day:

People Are Shoplifting Their Way Out of the Cost of Living Crisis | Novara Media

As the price of food and other basics soars, more people are shoplifting. While some see stealing as necessary, for others it’s a form of resistance. Sophie K Rosa reports.

Shoplifters who spoke to Novara Media said the cost of living crisis had pushed them to steal more of life’s essentials. “A couple of times I’ve been on the verge of crying when I go to buy Sainsbury’s Basics apple and blackcurrant squash and realise the price has doubled in the past three months,” said John.

Lara, a culture worker from London, has started shoplifting groceries more frequently; she said it has become more socially acceptable in her circles. “I know that other people do it, and I’ve seen how other people do it, and that really helped,” she said. Previously, she avoided stealing because her upbringing and wider moralism had convinced her it was “a shameful thing” to do.

“Before, I would have described stealing as this really anti-Islamic thing to do,” she said. Shoplifting is also especially frowned-upon by “parents who come from a working-class or lower middle-class background,” she said, because of how classist ‘scrounger’ stereotypes “trickle down to how we surveil and shame each other.”

Nowadays however, Lara sees shoplifting as “one of the few guerrilla tactics we have available to us.”

Alan, a construction worker from London, who, like John and Anna, has been shoplifting around half his groceries in recent months, has “no moral qualms” about stealing from supermarkets. “I just think that the stuff in the world is ours, all of ours,” he said, “and that we’ve invented a really stupid system for the distribution of resources which doesn’t treat them as ours, and treats them as things that can be used for capitalists to make profit.”

He wouldn’t steal things if it meant that “someone’s labour went unrewarded”, he said, but all shoplifting affects is “the profits of shareholders” he said. “[I have] no concerns about that at all.”

[…]

While, for many, shoplifting feels like a form of resistance to untenable living conditions, no one who spoke to Novara Media was sure how to build solidarity between shoplifters. Alan shoplifts food for rough sleepers, but wishes there were more organised approaches to shoplifting – like the mass stealing and redistribution of food that occurred in Greece following the 2008 financial crisis.

Lara believes shoplifting could be “revolutionary” if it could be “more of an organised operation” that involved “getting workers on side”.

“I think it would be really radical if there would be a widespread recognition and acceptance of stealing as a necessary mechanism for resistance,” she says. “If you can’t afford the things that you have to buy, then the logic should be that you just take them.”

Capitalism.