Oh, Border Collie. You Disgraced, Ostracized Workaholic, Your Morality Is Taking A Toll On Your Heart.

Oh, Border Collie. You disgraced, ostracized workaholic, your morality is taking a toll on your heart.

The sheep are unthankful, the wolves have gone way far, and you’re all alone.

The other two variations I did:

Should have NOT unlocked penetrative sex now i'm becoming a nymphomaniac.

oh, have a little mixed mercy on me

so quite a lot of people expressed interest in a guide to lion dance! and since the lunar new year is coming up in a couple weeks, which means everyone’s exposure to lions is probably going to increase, i figured i’d go ahead and make it! right click + open in new tab to fullview, etc etc, i hope it’s helpful, although if you only take one thing away from this powerpoint, it’s this: lions are not dragons

disclaimer: i learned fut san style at an american university, and the senior members of the troupe were almost all from hong kong and taiwan, so most of my knowledge is drawn from what they taught me. lion dance varies widely depending on the style and the country of origin, and many schools do things differently! this is just an attempt to establish a baseline and give you a really basic intro to one of my favorite art forms. :)

I GET MEAN WHEN IM NERVOUS LIKE A BAD DOG!!!

I GET MEAN WHEN IM NERVOUS LIKE A BAD DOG!!!!!

Imagine if you were a sheepdog that has to muzzle itself to not bite the sheep that it’s supposed to take care of even if they hurt it. Can you imagine it?? Do you even need to???

Spanish meme bc yes.

*Adapts himself and fucks you (up)*

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