The Kanes Are Sick Of This BS Pt 6

The Kanes are sick of this BS Pt 6

*As the movie ends and the mortals leave, the demigods/magicians/immortals simply look on in silence*

Percy: SEE! WE TOLD YOU! BUT YOU COULDN'T JUST LISTEN, COULD YOU!!!

Grover: AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH A MOVIE LIKE THIS!!!

Annabeth: A MOVIE THAT IS COMPLETELY, 100 percent-

Magnus: That's it?

*The three turn to look at him*

Percy: What?

Magnus: That's the big danger you guys were talking about?

Jason: I mean, it was bad, don't get me wrong. It was really bad, but it wasn't like the worst thing ever.

Percy: WHAT?! BUT THAT WAS ONE OF THE WORST ADAPTATIONS EVER!!!

Horus: Yes, that is true. It lost the humor our adventures had-

Walt: It got a LOOOOOOOT of stuff wrong like getting our personalities wrong. The acting doesn't exactly help.

Leo: And it is pretty much just like every other bland adaptation nowadays.

Piper: But it's not like it's the worst adaptation ever, guys.

Percy: But...but...

Nico: And besides, can you really say that THIS was the worst book-to-film movie ever?

*Images of Stephanie Meyer films float in the trio's minds as they sigh*

Percy: They're right.

Annabeth: As sucky as this is, as dumb as it is, as bad as it is...

Grover: It's not...THE worst. *More uplifted* Right, guys?

Sadie: *Bluntly* Nah, that was shit.

Carter: No idea what you guys are talking about.

Octavian: Am I the only one who liked it?

Nico: Didn't we kill you?!

*The two chase each other out of the theater as the Kanes notice someone talking at the front of the theater*

Random girl in the theater: Mommy, can we got to the library? This was cool and I wanna see if they have the books!

*The magician siblings look down and smile, happy that they at least inspired someone*

Carter: But...is there a way for us to make a better adaptation?

Percy: *Smiling* There is one way.

To be continued...

Was watching the Thor: Ragnarok trailer for the fiftieth time and I thought: you know who else would react like that? Kara Danvers. 

(Please don’t repost!)

so i’ve been in DC hell

In the slight chance that Tony does survive Infinity War, I could totally see him leading the interventions, given his experience with drugs. Maybe this could happen at the same time Peter gives up Karen and the suit

How I would write the black-suited Spiderman arc into the MCU:

This is the 3rd movie in the series by the way. Regardless of who the main villain is in the movie, Peter comes across the symbiote, which attaches to him in order to form the black Spiderman suit. 

Now, Peter’s main arc for this movie is that he feels that he’s not enough and that he doesn’t have enough in his life. He’s jealous that Ned still has his parents, he’s jealous of Harry Osborn (introduced in the 2nd one) and all of his wealth, and he feels that despite being an Avenger, he wants to do more. He compares himself to heroes like Black Panther, Iron Man and Captain America and decides that he no longer wants to be the ‘little guy’. 

So what the black suit represents is the horrors of addiction. When he first uses the black Spiderman suit, Peter gets what he wants. He feels stronger in the suit and is able to do more than he could with his old suit. It starts out harmless enough. But the addiction grows and grows and the movie subtly shows how it starts to affect Peter’s social life. For example:

1) He pushes K.A.R.E.N. away and eventually retires the old suit, deciding that he no longer needs her because all he needs is Venom.

2) He lashes out at Ned for simple screw-ups (roid rage?), leading to Ned staying away from Peter since he becomes afraid of him.

3) He lashes out at Michelle for her seemingly uncaring attitude. Of course, she does care for him and we get solid character development for her since she’s the only one of his friends who stays by his side. I was thinking that the movie can insert a backstory where MJ recognized the signs of addiction since she has a family member or friend who abused drugs. 

4) He beats up Flash Thompson, leading to his first ever suspension.

5) He insults each member of the academic decathlon team when they try to stage an intervention.

6) Finally, he lashes out at Aunt May when she calls him out on his behavior. The final straw is when Peter says something along the lines of, “You and Ben were never my parents! The only thing Ben has in common with my dad is that they’re both dead!” Obviously, this breaks both May and Peter, leading to Pete exiling himself.

Michelle sticks with him and together, they get rid of the Venom suit. There’s then a montage where Peter suffers withdrawal symptoms and Michelle helps him through the process. He emerges stronger than ever and eventually apologizes to all of his friends and May. 

Then we get the final battle with whoever the main villain is (I want it to be the Green Goblin since we have Harry Osborn but that’s just me). Peter defeats him without the black suit and learns to appreciate life better.

Of course, the symbiote comes back at the very end and attaches itself to Eddie Brock, Jr., leading to Spiderman 4 where the main villain is Venom. 

Chyoam...Sounds like a type of poison

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 5

*In a theater for the premiere of the movie, Carter and Sadie are sitting all the way in the back, smiling*

Sadie: This is it, Carter! Our big break to the public.

Carter: Finally, we can actually get the recognition we always wanted!!!

*The doors to the theater were smashed through as Percy, Annabeth, the rest of the seven and their friends, and the Kanes' entire army of friends ran towards them*

Percy: *Casually* Okay, so we got as many time travel spells and made more deals with demons than the Winchesters! If we hurry now, we can go back and stop this from ever happening!

Carter: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?!

Sadie: AND WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HORUS AND THE OTHERS STOP YOU!

Horus: Well, we were about to kick the living shit out of them but then they talked about their own movie and all the crap that went down there and we decided "screw it. Let's stop this."

Annabeth: Look this is our last chance at stopping this movie from ever going becoming a real thing!

Sadie: And what?! We go back to obscurity and the occasional post on Tumblr? NO WAY, YOU GREEK ASSHOLES!!

Random moviegoer: SHH! The movie's starting.

Percy: Oh crap.

Carter: Here we go.

To be continued...