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Sadie: Hey, man, your dad's calling.
Anubis: Hey, pick that up for me.
Sadie: I don't like answering people's phones, but *picks up* HEY, WADDUP, BITCH?!
Anubis: THAT'S MY DAD!!!
The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 5
*In a theater for the premiere of the movie, Carter and Sadie are sitting all the way in the back, smiling*
Sadie: This is it, Carter! Our big break to the public.
Carter: Finally, we can actually get the recognition we always wanted!!!
*The doors to the theater were smashed through as Percy, Annabeth, the rest of the seven and their friends, and the Kanes' entire army of friends ran towards them*
Percy: *Casually* Okay, so we got as many time travel spells and made more deals with demons than the Winchesters! If we hurry now, we can go back and stop this from ever happening!
Carter: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?!
Sadie: AND WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HORUS AND THE OTHERS STOP YOU!
Horus: Well, we were about to kick the living shit out of them but then they talked about their own movie and all the crap that went down there and we decided "screw it. Let's stop this."
Annabeth: Look this is our last chance at stopping this movie from ever going becoming a real thing!
Sadie: And what?! We go back to obscurity and the occasional post on Tumblr? NO WAY, YOU GREEK ASSHOLES!!
Random moviegoer: SHH! The movie's starting.
Percy: Oh crap.
Carter: Here we go.
To be continued...
The Kanes are sick of this BS Pt 6
*As the movie ends and the mortals leave, the demigods/magicians/immortals simply look on in silence*
Percy: SEE! WE TOLD YOU! BUT YOU COULDN'T JUST LISTEN, COULD YOU!!!
Grover: AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH A MOVIE LIKE THIS!!!
Annabeth: A MOVIE THAT IS COMPLETELY, 100 percent-
Magnus: That's it?
*The three turn to look at him*
Percy: What?
Magnus: That's the big danger you guys were talking about?
Jason: I mean, it was bad, don't get me wrong. It was really bad, but it wasn't like the worst thing ever.
Percy: WHAT?! BUT THAT WAS ONE OF THE WORST ADAPTATIONS EVER!!!
Horus: Yes, that is true. It lost the humor our adventures had-
Walt: It got a LOOOOOOOT of stuff wrong like getting our personalities wrong. The acting doesn't exactly help.
Leo: And it is pretty much just like every other bland adaptation nowadays.
Piper: But it's not like it's the worst adaptation ever, guys.
Percy: But...but...
Nico: And besides, can you really say that THIS was the worst book-to-film movie ever?
*Images of Stephanie Meyer films float in the trio's minds as they sigh*
Percy: They're right.
Annabeth: As sucky as this is, as dumb as it is, as bad as it is...
Grover: It's not...THE worst. *More uplifted* Right, guys?
Sadie: *Bluntly* Nah, that was shit.
Carter: No idea what you guys are talking about.
Octavian: Am I the only one who liked it?
Nico: Didn't we kill you?!
*The two chase each other out of the theater as the Kanes notice someone talking at the front of the theater*
Random girl in the theater: Mommy, can we got to the library? This was cool and I wanna see if they have the books!
*The magician siblings look down and smile, happy that they at least inspired someone*
Carter: But...is there a way for us to make a better adaptation?
Percy: *Smiling* There is one way.
To be continued...
TKC presents.. "Good Magician"
Carter: Six tombs in six years; Been kicked out of every place
Sadie: Every spell I ever do is wrong; Don't know which House I belong; Every monster on my case
Carter: The same old story; The same old song
Sadie: "Don't host gods; Don't summon Set; Be strong"
Carter: I keep my wand up; I keep my sword down; But it all ends up with strife
Sadie: With "PACK YOUR BAGS, KANE KIDS! TO THE HOUSE OF LIIIIFE!!!
Carter: I NEVER TRY TO DO ANYTHING!!!
Sadie: I NEVER MEANT TO HOST AAANY GODS!!!
Both: I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I'M A MAGICIAN!! MAGICIAN!! WHO'S HAD A BAD RUN!!!
Could you imagine what a Kane Chronicles TV show would be like?!
-Actual mixed-race actors portraying the Kane kids!
-Maybe Carter and Julius could make an earlier appearance in the PJO show as victims of Morpheus’s curse. They’re awake because of their bloodline and the half-bloods are trying to hide who they really are, but Julius sees right through it.
-Imagine seeing entire hour-long episodes of the siblings growing closer rather than being squeezed into a few chapters.
-Imagine seeing two or three episodes of them in the House of Life instead of just for a few short scenes like in the book. Them interacting with Zia, getting info on their lives and bloodline, giving them the character development needed and making the chapter worthwhile
-Imagine badass flashbacks of Bast taking on Apophis
-The audiences sobbing when Bast slowly has to reveal what happened to Cater and Sadie’s parents
-Younger fans laughing at funny moments with Khufu and older fans loving how their favorite moments are being shown in live-action
-The actors playing Carter and Sadie also playing the gods Horus and Isis, making them seem godly yet still somewhat human (maybe the guy who plays Anubis has his voice sound somewhat like Walt’s as foreshadowing =) )
-Seeing a live-action version of Bes’s “ugly suit”
-Seeing Walt and Jaz first meet the Kanes
-Flashbacks of the Kanes’ old family life
-Entire episodes dealing with training the students and developing their characters
-Maybe in the third season, an amnesiac Percy could make a cameo, on his path to Camp Jupiter and Carter, remembering him, helps Percy at least remember his name and that he’s not a normal human (I just imagine fans screaming at their TV at this scene)
-POC actors dominating the show
-Actually seeing the scenes of Zia and Sadie bonding and Zia remembering her adventures with the Kanes that were done off-screen in the second book. Also, maybe see the origin of the Pokemon pajamas
-An actual on-screen polyamorous relationship with Sadie, Walt, and Anubis
A live-action Magnus Chase show! Holy shit, that’d be awesome!
-Maybe Magnus can have an early cameo in the last season of the Heroes of Olympus show! As a difference from the original book, the team end up in Boston for some reason where a pre-homeless Magnus is. Annabeth tries to get through to him and by the end of the episode, the Seven head off, and Magnus returns home to see his mom killed by the wolves.
-Showing more of Magnus’s life as a homeless boy, not shying away from the more graphic and depressing realities not usually shown on TV.
-Fans being amazed by a live-action Hotel Valhalla and jumping up and down in their seats at the bloody combat exercises!
-Actual ASL being used with Hearthstone!
-A trans/nonbinary actor/actress playing Alex
-Seeing more of the Floor 19 members
-A badass muslim actress as Samirah, maybe seeing her catch up Magnus and deal with her family
-Nightmare Fuel-filled scenes of Loki’s fucked-up visions and feeling Magnus’s pain
-Flashbacks of Uncle Randolph’s past
-Fans applauding at Alex and Magnus kissing
MAYBE THE GRAND FINALE COULD HAVE ALL OF THESE SHOWS COLLIDING FOR ONE EPIC CROSSOVER!!!!
THE FANBASE GROWING WITH MORE MEMBERS JOINING AND BEING INTERESTED IN THE BOOKS!!!
FUCK YEAH, RIORDAN SHOWS!!!!
Everybody talks about a Percy Jackson film series done right, but what about a TV series? Think about how much content we would get! The giffing possibilities, the theorising, the going over of every scene to see symbolism. - 5 Percy Jackson & The Olympians seasons - 5 Heroes of Olympus seasons - Possible Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase and Trials of Apollo spinoffs with actor cameos from PJO & HOO - Watching lil’ Percabeth being sassy in season one, knowing that they’re gonna be around for years. - Seeing Percy, Annabeth and Grover’s actors all becoming best friends and starting YouTube/Snapchat/Twitter/Instagram chains/accounts with BTS filming - Freaking out about the actors chosen to play the gods - Watching out for little Reyna and Hylla when Percy’s turned back from a guinea pig and praying they keep the same actors - Filming seasons 2 and 3 in direct succession so there’s no noticeable age difference in the characters, but having to wait to watch on hiatus and surviving by looking at the cast’s social media when filming - Meeting Bianca and Nico, trying not to get attached to Bianca’s actress but still crying your eyes out when she dies (but screaming with joy if she returns for flashbacks and/or ghost scenes) - Watching the Nico actor undergo his ~transformation~ and fan casting Will to suit him - Watching Percabeth’s first kiss in the volcano and crying with excitement because it’s been such a long build-up - Organising watching parties for the three- or four-hour long season finale in season 5 and screaming at the Camp Jupiter foreshadowing, Will’s first appearance, Annabeth getting injured, Silena dying, Kronos being defeated, Rachel becoming the oracle, Luke dying, Percy turning down immortality and Percabeth finally becoming canon with an orchestral swell and crying behind the scenes because these kids won’t see each other for a year or more
- Finally seeing teasers for HOO and gathering together to watch the pilot - Watching them cast a Mexican actor for Leo and a Native American actress for Piper - Seeing them cast Jason and comparing him to Thalia’s actress with FaceSwap - The theories and rumours about Piper and Jason’s actors being together (which they neither confirm nor deny as Leo’s actor giggles in interviews) - Annabeth’s return in the first scene of the pilot and people screaming crying when Butch says, “Percy Jackson” and the Heroes of Olympus opening credits play - Over-analysis of every scene to make up for the hiatus since PJO ended - Watching the start of the Gaia storyline and crying excitedly at the mention of Nico’s name - Meeting Festus and realising that his beeps, whirs, and whatnot actually do represent letters and/or words - like Morse code - and learning to speak it - Shrieking when Jasiper kiss - Watching Leo start to build the Argo II - Screaming when Percy returns in Son of Neptune only remembering “Annabeth” and getting super excited to meet Hazel and Frank - Watching Nico introduce himself and crying at Percy’s vacant expression - Getting way too excited when Leo’s actor appears as Sammy (in a hat that always hides his face a little) because he looks amazingly dashing - Fangirling over Reyna because she’s changed so much but she still looks like the island girl she was way back when - Giffing the Percy/Jason amnesia parallels - The cast filming seasons 3-5 all at once and being done years before the series finale because it’s all set in a couple months - Crying at Percabeth’s reunion bc the actors haven’t worked together in years and they really did miss each other. - Crying some more at Reyna’s expression seeing Jasiper together - Revelling in the awkward chemistry between Leo, Hazel, and Frank because the actors are super close and friendly irl - Hearts everywhere skipping a beat when “you dropped this” happens - Shipping overloads when Leo and Calypso meet - Screaming from every viewer when Percabeth fall into Tartarus (like the internet breaks, percabeth, tartarus, and hoo are trending on tumblr for two weeks) - So many tears when they get out - Even more tears when Nico’s crush comes out because his actor is so good he looks heartbroken - The internet breaking again when Season 5 of HOO airs - Nico-Reyna friendship omzgzz - The final showdown between the gods, the Seven, the giants and Gaia being basically unbearable and many hours long - When Solangelo meet people start to cry and/or scream bc THe cHemIStrY - The big final battle taking seven hours and airing one hour every day for a week - Two weeks later, when the dust has settled, we get a one-and-a-half hour ep with the aftermath. - Two and a half months afterwards, everyone wants Leo’s ending and it airs with only one trailer (ten seconds) - After the end of Leo’s epilogue, every cast, crew, production, publisher, and helper is thanked with their most fitting godly parent following their name (i.e. John Appleseed, Son of Demeter)
Just a Percy Jackson TV series, is all.
Riordan/Hamilton AU
Percy as Hamilton (both being badasses orphaned by their fathers, battling in wars and working non-stop, especially with pens)
Carter as Burr (overlooked by others, acts as the worry-wart to the impulsive hero, and constantly trying to live up to their parents’ legacies)
Annabeth as Eliza (both act as the lover of the hero who takes none of his shit and becomes wiser as the story progresses)
Rachel as Angelica (interested in the hero but decides to give him up in the end as he has his own destiny to fulfil and she has hers.)
Hazel as Peggy (The young and cute one)
Chiron as Washington (The wiser elder the hero idolizes)
Set as King George (The pompous villain who seems like he’s the big threat, but is merely comic relief)
Grover as Laurens (The hero’s best friend who brings the hero along for an adventure)
Samirah as Lafayette (The courageous, snarky badass loyal to their home)
Leo as Mulligan (The over-the-top badass who evades death and kicks ass)
Sadie as Jefferson (Arrogant, very over-dramatic and loving it)
Lacy as Madison (The arrogant dramatist’s BFF)
Magnus as Philip (Acts like their cousin/parent and dies for it)
Zia as Theodosia (The lover of the worrywart protagonist/villain)
Jason as Maria (I think we all know what we’re thinking here)
Riordan version “I’ve Got A Dream”
Percy: YOU’RE GONNA DIE, FIERRO!
Alex: HA! TOO LATE FOR THAT, BLUEBOY!
*As a horde of teens grabs Alex, Magnus quickly throws Jack at Percy, hitting Percy in the back of the head with the sword’s hilt.*
Magnus: WHAT THE LIVING HELHEIM?! I JUST CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME WITH THIS OTHER WEIRDO! I HAVEN’T SEEN MIDGARD IN YEARS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?! A BUNCH OF DEMI-JERKS AND MAGICAL MURDERERS?! HAVEN’T ANY OF YOU EVER HAD A DREAM?!
*Percy turns to the blonde and menacingly pulls out Riptide*
Alex: *Laughing nervously * Oh ho ho, he gone.
Percy: *Inhales deeply* I had a dream once...HIT THE MUSIC, GROVER!
I’m stuck with gods who hate me!
And Mr D berates me!
Seems as though my days aren’t getting any brighteeer!
But once my Dad is gone,
And nothing in Manhattan’s wrong
Then I can finally go and be a WRITEER!
Can’t you see my writing ‘bout my travels?
Watching the young children’s faces gleam?
Yes, I love being a hero!
But after Kronos, Luke, and Nero,
I wanna go and achieve my own dream!
Everyone:
He’s got a dream!
He’s got a dream!
Alex: ...What in the f-?
Percy:
See, I’m way much more of a geek than I seeeem!
The pen’s stronger than the sword!
I’ll use a pen-name! Like Riord...an!
Like all these other guys
I’ve got a dream!
Carter:
I am awkward, shy, and nerdy!
My looks aren’t truly purdy!
And demons always chase me cada díaaa!
But when I get the guts to try it
And when my sister’s finally quiet!
Sadie: NEVEEEER!!!
Carter:
Then I’ll finally go on date with Ziaaaa!
Can’t you see us two down at the mall?
Enjoying the lack of Horus and his screams?
Though my mind’s the most strategic,
I just want this girl from Egpyt!
‘Cause way down deep inside,
I’ve got a dream!
Sadie: *Cradling a nervous Alex*
He’s got a dream!
Carter:
I’ve got a dream!
Sadie: *Tossing Alex over her shoulders*
He’s got a dream!
Carter:
I’ve got a dream!
Sadie: *Singing to Magnus*
He really needs to boost his self-esteeeem!
Carter:
Though I’m not as godly as Bast,
I just hope this love will last!
Both Kanes:
Like every one of us,
We’ve got a dream!
Apollo/Lester:
Meg wants to kill “the Beast” and be a florist!
Thalia: *With the other hunters backing her up in harmony*
In the constellations, us hunters wish to joooin!
Chris:
Capture the Flag, Clarisse will win!
Walt:
Felix chilling with penguins!
Frank:
No more deaths!
Hazel:
No more kills!
Reyna:
No more monsters, no more thrills!
Jason, Piper, and Leo: *Dramatically posing above the emo*
And Nico can fi-na-lly get it on with Wiiiill!
Nico: *Pulls down his hood* Screw you guys.
Alex: Oh my Odin, just throw me off of the World Tree already.
Percy: *Snickers* And what about you, Cabbagehead?
Alex: Excuse me, Campboy?
Carter: What’s your dream?
Alex: HA! NO! NOPE! No no no! AIn’t doing this! Not singing. No way.
*Every camper, magician, and warrior point their weapon at Alex*
Alex: *Awkwardly dancing*
Okay, so I have dreams, but with less feels
I want to get ‘em, but let’s be real,
They’re not exactly realistic, ma’ams and misters!
Nico: You suck at rhyming.
Alex: SHUT THE FU...Lemme finish.
After I’m finished up with Chase,
I’m gonna punch my dad in the face!
And go and eat falafels with my sister!
Magnus:
I’ve got a dream!
Everyone:
He’s got a dream!
Magnus:
I’ve got a dream!
Everyone:
He’s got a dream!
Magnus:
I just want see my cousin and be freeee!
Never thought I would get this far!
I’m so glad that I ditched Asgard!
Like all you guys and gals,
I’ve got a dream!
Everyone:
She's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! We've got a dream!
See we’re not grand or godly as we seem!
Percy:
A big, weird team!
Carter:
Yeah, we’re annnoying
Sadie:
Lacking insight!
Percy:
But at least we’re better than “Twilight”!
Everyone:
‘Cause way down deep inside
We’ve got a dream!
Percy:
I’ve got a dream!
Carter:
I’ve got a dream!
Alex: *Sarcastically joining in*
I’ve got a dream
I’ve got a dream
I’ve got a dream
Magnus:
I’VE GOT A DREAM!
Everyone:
Yes, way down deep inside,
I'VE GOT A DREAM!
Alex:...This is gonna be a long trip, isn’t it?
Magnus: *Shrugs* Guess so!
“Why does the earth spin?”
“What is the meaning of life?”
“Why hasn’t Uncle Rick written a new Kane Chronicles book?”
There are just some questions in life that may never be answered =(
Could you imagine what it would be like for the Kanes if they ever found out? They already kind of feel bad for letting him die, but could you imagine how much worse they would feel if they discovered that the guy they thought was just some French jerk actually had a tragic backstory?
Sad Desjardins
There may be a reason why Desjardins is so grumpy. I mean he was over 200 years old, that probably means he is married or at least was married. I mean when we first meet him he was not a pleasant guy. It could be because his wife died, and even to make it sadder, died during childbirth, as did the child. This all could be a reason why he isn’t happy character
Riordan Dudes in the MCU!
Annabeth as Captain America/Nomad
Percy as Iron Man
Grover as the Hulk
Jason as Thor
Carter as Doctor Strange
Sadie as Scarlet Witch
Anubis/Walt as Vision
Tyson as War Machine
Ella as Falcon
Piper as Black Widow
Leo as Hawkeye
Magnus as Star-Lord
Alex as Gamora
Blitzen as Rocket
Hearthstone as Groot
Frank as Drax
Hazel as Mantis
Samirah as Nebula
Thalia as Winter Soldier/White Wolf
Nico as Spider-Man
Amos as Black Panther
Zia as Okoye
Luke as Loki
Reyna as Nick Fury
Kronos as Thanos
Fan-artists! GET ON THIS!
The Heroes of the Riordanverse Pt 1
Left to Right: Magnus, Percy, Carter, Sadie