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The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 1
Carter: THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF THIS!
Percy: Sick of what?
Carter: I've been around just as long as Percy & yet me & the other magicians still don't get as much recognition!!!
Percy: Dude, that's not true! So many people remembered the time you....or how you...
Sadie: Exactly! We've been doing this for too long and there's only one way for the tables to be flipped!
Jason: Go on more adventures?
Magnus: Call Rick up?
Percy: Mess around on Tumblr?
Sadie: No, no, and god no!
Carter: We're gonna do the big thing that helped Percy gain his recognition!
Percy: Blow schools up?
Carter: WE'RE TAKING OUR STORIES TO THE BIG SCREEN!
Percy: Wait, what?!
Sadie: That's right! WE'RE MAKING A MOVIE!!!!
*The Kanes walk out dramatically!*
Magnus: *Confused & worried* ....They're doomed, right?
*Percy faints*
Magnus: I'll take that as a yes.
*To be continued*
The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 2
Director: OKAY, CUT! We shoot the next scene in five!
Carter: *In a confused nervous tone* ...Wow, this is going great.
Sadie: *In the same tone* ...Perfect.
Director: I know right! I can't believe we're actually doing this! I gotta thank you for bringing this idea to the studio.
Carter: *Cheerful again* Oh, it was no problem. We always wanted to see our-I mean, Carter & Sadie's adventures in a movie.
Director: Well, it was a good idea, taking a not-so-popular fictional series and making it a big budget movie.
Carter: Uh...heh heh, fictional, sure.
Director: Anyways, enjoy your break.
*The two walk off, only to be pulled behind the back of a building by Percy & Annabeth*
Carter: What are you guys doing here?!?
Annabeth: We came to stop you!
Sadie: I'm sorry, what now?!
Percy: Look, you can't go through with this movie! It will ruin you & your adventures and everyone will associate the movie with you guys!
Carter: Or, it will be awesome & make us as popular as you guys!
Annabeth: I saw the scenes you guys just did! You know something's up! You know how none of this is accurate!
Percy: Plus, why would you wanna be as popular as us! Have you seen our lives! We're literally at the center of every apocalypse!
Sadie: Sorry, loves, but it's finally time for the Kanes to be in the spotlight for once! We're going to do this and it will be awesome!
Carter: *In a Schwarzenegger voice* Hasta la vista!
Sadie: Don't be a nerd, Carter. *The two walk off*
*Annabeth pulls out a walkie-talkie*
Annabeth: Well, that failed.
Guy over the walkie-talkie: What now? We can't let them go down like this!
Annabeth: Grover, get the others. It's time for plan B.
*To be continued*
The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 4
Magnus: Okay, so we're still doing this stupid thing?
Percy: Pretty much. We can't let this happen.
Jason: Why do we have to get involved? We haven't even gotten our own movies!
Annabeth: Because shut your mouth, that's why. Let's go.
*A ball of fire smacks right next to the group, causing them to fall to the ground*
Magnus: HOLY MOTHER OF-!!!
*Horus appears*
Horus: The Kanes called. They said stop screwing up their movie or they'll call for more help.
Percy: Pfft! HA! Them and what army!
*All of a sudden, a horde of magicians and Egyptian gods appear, weapons in their hands and malicious smiles on their faces*
Percy: *Smiling nervously* OH!...That army!...crap.
Magnus: WAIT! WAIT! DON'T KILL ME! I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE OUT WITH ALEX YET!
Nico: Percy, if we die, I'm kicking your ass in Tartarus.
Jason: Same.
*To be continued*
The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 5
*In a theater for the premiere of the movie, Carter and Sadie are sitting all the way in the back, smiling*
Sadie: This is it, Carter! Our big break to the public.
Carter: Finally, we can actually get the recognition we always wanted!!!
*The doors to the theater were smashed through as Percy, Annabeth, the rest of the seven and their friends, and the Kanes' entire army of friends ran towards them*
Percy: *Casually* Okay, so we got as many time travel spells and made more deals with demons than the Winchesters! If we hurry now, we can go back and stop this from ever happening!
Carter: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?!
Sadie: AND WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HORUS AND THE OTHERS STOP YOU!
Horus: Well, we were about to kick the living shit out of them but then they talked about their own movie and all the crap that went down there and we decided "screw it. Let's stop this."
Annabeth: Look this is our last chance at stopping this movie from ever going becoming a real thing!
Sadie: And what?! We go back to obscurity and the occasional post on Tumblr? NO WAY, YOU GREEK ASSHOLES!!
Random moviegoer: SHH! The movie's starting.
Percy: Oh crap.
Carter: Here we go.
To be continued...
The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 7
*The demigods, einharjar, and magicians sit in a cheaply-made theater, spotlights everywhere*
Grover: Are you sure this will work, dude?
Percy: If it worked for us, I think it can work for them.
*Suddenly, the brother and sister duo burst on stage, singing*
Carter: I keep my head down, I keep my chin up!
Sadie: But it all ends with strife!
Both: WITH "PACK YOUR BAGS, KANE KIDS! TO THE HOUSE OF LIIIIIFE!"
Carter: I NEVER TRY TO DO ANYTHING!!!
Sadie: I NEVER MEANT TO HOST AAAANY GODS!!!
Both: I SWEAR, I SWEAR I'M A MAGICIAN!!! MAGICIAN!! WHO'S HAD A BAD RUN!!!
*A grand applause is heard from the theater goers, the demigods included*
Annabeth: Uncle Rick's gonna kill us for this, isn't he?
Percy: Yep.
Annabeth: Sweet. WOOOO, KANES!!!