But How About That Saucy Maid

But how about that saucy maid…

Homestuck is ACTUALLY going to be over soon!!! I’m sad, relieved, and just a little bit doubtful. But, here’s a giveaway for those of you who’ve stuck (ha) around ‘til the end. 

PRIZES:

Up to $75 worth of homestuck merch (link it and i’ll buy it, but official merch only please!)

Up to $50 worth of homestuck merch

Up to $25 worth of homestuck merch

RULES:

No giveaway blogs

You do not have to be following me to reblog

Likes only count for followers

I’ll ship anywhere

Note: the prize dollar amounts are the limits before shipping, so don’t worry if you live outside the US!

This ends the day after homestuck updates for the last time, at 12PM CST. Good luck!

wait

that’s jane’s dad, not john’s

which means john is gonna go right up to him

and

BOI HE BOUTTA DO IT

and this is why anarchosyndicalism is the way to go that will never be reached ;_;

Fast-food CEO says he's investing in machines because he can't afford to pay workers

The CEO of Carl's Jr. and Hardee's wants to test a fully-automated location that cuts out social interaction.

There go your low skill jobs, dummies. “Raise the minimum wage, they said.”

this is how political assassinations will be carried out in the future

and then nobody will suspect the little robot bellhop of hosting skynet

wake up world

this is strangely adorable