Im A Firm Believer In

im a firm believer in

hairy ass mf: soap/price

cannot grow body/face hair for the life of them: ghost/gaz

maybe you should write some of your fucking own instead of complaining :D

oooohhh the anons are mad todayyyy

like why are u getting mad that i’m pointing out that fanfic is written for cishet white women? Why are you getting upset that i’m bringing attention to the fact trans people are fetishized or not included in writing spaces? Why are you mad that i’m pointing out how writers auto-write for white readers and how PoC are not properly represented in writing spaces?

sounds like lil anon here mightt have a condition that ends in -phobic or -ist

Mfs (me) will look at a beautiful 6'10 Austrian man and call him "pulu" (dove) without even thinkin' about it

König deserves to be called pulu I think

Oooh KorTac operators but they've got a buddy whose language none of them speak, and said buddy takes full advantage and calls them cutesy nicknames

Until one of them has had enough and finds out Kruger is "crumb", Horangi is "dear" and Nikto... whooboy Nikto is "golden bird"

I hope you don't mind the mild rambling- I just want to call the scary guys cute nicknames

KRUEGER BEING CRUMB IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER NOW. 😭😭😭😭 ohh my god anon i LOVE these

Nikto but he has this weird thing where he specifically attracts german/austrian mfers and no one can tell why. He’s just crack to them. He’s got König and Krueger on his hip 24/7 w/o a care

(based off a friend who is literally coke for italian guys and we havent been able to figure oht why LMAO)

and so what if i said fanfiction mainly caters to Cishet white skinny women

And how fanfiction tends to exclude anyone whos non-white, not skinny, nonbinary/masculine-aligned identities, and non-straight ppl.

Y/N: Krueger, muru, come here for a second

Krueger: I wonder what that means... I bet it means bear

König: We could look through the translator

Krueger: I don't know how that's spelled, do you?

König: Use the voice function!

Moments later

Krueger: What do you mean it means crumb?!

König: Dove... ☺️

krueger is a little crumb to me tbh,,, hes the little one that falls from ur food and lands on u and it looks like it disappeared so u can never find it but in reality ts clung to u secretly