Nikto But He Has This Weird Thing Where He Specifically Attracts German/austrian Mfers And No One Can

Nikto but he has this weird thing where he specifically attracts german/austrian mfers and no one can tell why. He’s just crack to them. He’s got König and Krueger on his hip 24/7 w/o a care

(based off a friend who is literally coke for italian guys and we havent been able to figure oht why LMAO)

im a firm believer in

hairy ass mf: soap/price

cannot grow body/face hair for the life of them: ghost/gaz

hey is it just me or yall seem to be comfortable writing gay content w/ trans man readers, however refuse to write lesbian content with trans woman readers.

the community (cough) always seems more comfortable fetishizing trans men (cough) and judgmental towards trans women / not fully recognizing them as women bcus of their genitalia

Y/N: Krueger, muru, come here for a second

Krueger: I wonder what that means... I bet it means bear

König: We could look through the translator

Krueger: I don't know how that's spelled, do you?

König: Use the voice function!

Moments later

Krueger: What do you mean it means crumb?!

König: Dove... ☺️

krueger is a little crumb to me tbh,,, hes the little one that falls from ur food and lands on u and it looks like it disappeared so u can never find it but in reality ts clung to u secretly

https://www.tumblr.com/niktosillies/751039744939622400/atp-i-might-block-anyone-who-locks-their-fics

im so glad im not the only one who was annoyed by this

i think its genuinely so shitty honestly.

“Instead of opting out of this AI voiceover thing, i’m going to lock all of my fics behind a website that supports zionism. Oh and if you’ve been a fan of me for a while, good luck reading them, because it can take months to get an account!”

D: