Everyone I Know Is Always Shocked When They Find Out I'm Bi, Not Because I Give Off Super Straight Vibes

Everyone I know is always shocked when they find out I'm bi, not because I give off super straight vibes™ but because everyone just thinks I'm the biggest fucking lesbian they've ever met. Every single time I've come out the response is "You're attracted to men?????" I don't even know why, I'm literally the girliest girl I know, and yet I "just give off fem lesbian vibes"

anyway I'm starting to think my mom might just know that I'm not straight because I've started listening to Chappell Roan and she was like "Oh I'll listen to one of her songs so I'll know who you're talking about" and she listens to fucking "Red Wine Supernova" which is just really fucking gay (to me at least) and I'm dying

This was neither intentional, nor something I’m proud of. This was me having a mental breakdown in the tags of a re-blog.

Im so fucking tired and tumbr had to go and point that out.

What in the Lockwood & Co

charles rowland i love you but it is a good fucking thing he wasnt actually working with the same parameters as orpheus cos his sorry ass wouldve turned around to check on edwin 7 steps in

Once when someone showed me some writing in Arabic I used the expression “well it’s all Greek to me”

Neither the person showing it to me nor the other person looking at it knew the expression so I spent the next 10 minutes trying to explain that no I know it’s not Greek no I don’t think it looks anything like Greek it’s an expression it means all I see is squiggles how have u never heard this before???