Once When Someone Showed Me Some Writing In Arabic I Used The Expression Well Its All Greek To Me

Once when someone showed me some writing in Arabic I used the expression “well it’s all Greek to me”

Neither the person showing it to me nor the other person looking at it knew the expression so I spent the next 10 minutes trying to explain that no I know it’s not Greek no I don’t think it looks anything like Greek it’s an expression it means all I see is squiggles how have u never heard this before???

What in the Lockwood & Co

should've let it stay buried

Everyone I know is always shocked when they find out I'm bi, not because I give off super straight vibes™ but because everyone just thinks I'm the biggest fucking lesbian they've ever met. Every single time I've come out the response is "You're attracted to men?????" I don't even know why, I'm literally the girliest girl I know, and yet I "just give off fem lesbian vibes"

anyway I'm starting to think my mom might just know that I'm not straight because I've started listening to Chappell Roan and she was like "Oh I'll listen to one of her songs so I'll know who you're talking about" and she listens to fucking "Red Wine Supernova" which is just really fucking gay (to me at least) and I'm dying

I became mildly obsessed with making a haiku out of Taylor Swifts “Clara Bow” because the line:

You look like Taylor

Swift In this light We're loving

it, You've got edge (she never did)

Is almost a haiku but it doesn’t make any since with ‘she’ and it doesn’t have the right amount of syllables without, which was pissing me the fuck off. So obviously I had to make a haiku out of some part of the song…

Easy right? To make a haiku out of a few lines? It’s just 17 syllables, it can’t be that hard.

I had so much trouble and all I managed to come up with was this:

Take the glory, give

everything Promise to be

dazzling, you look like…

Which, while I do like it, you have to know it in the context of the song. Like if you heard this or saw this somewhere, it wouldn’t make since. Which is just really annoying.

Ugh I hate poetry

Peter Quill, about Thor: Not that hot

Tom Holland, not knowing what’s going on but feeling the Peter Parker Bi effect: ???

Later

Mantis: kick names, take ass

Tom Holland not knowing if that was intentional or a joke: w u t ?

Seriously the look he gives RDJ at that line sends me