You Are A Bitch Walter, You Gave Up Your Adoptive Father Role To The Person Who Still Shed Tears When

You are a bitch Walter, you gave up your adoptive father role to the person who still shed tears when you died after you betrayed her, all because you wanted to fuck a emo vampire. Unbelievable.

Ex-child soldier teaching grieving tween how to develop substance issues.

Goals

I have a personal fluffy hc for Alucard in which he uses his shadows to display human feelings. He'd unknowingly wrap his beloved in his shadows of he's either laying beside them or on their lap while their playing with his hair or humming him a tune or talking and he can't help those warm giddy feelings that his mate brings out of him and the next thing they know his beloved has inky shadows crawling around them with a couple of eyes staring at them meanwhile he's purring away in delight 😊

AluLaura isn't romantic isn't platonic it's a third secret thing. They hate each other they're siblings they're fellow war veterans they're mental hospital escapees they're wanted in every country in the world and are hiding together from the authorities

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

Without lube or protection, I'm rawdogging that thing

Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity

Count Drunkula Doodle

When you get home from a long war campaign, get drunk af and want your horse instead of your wife. A doodle prompt from @loadinghellsing discord server.