Considering How I Reacted To I Can See You I Think 1989 Tvs LUST! Might Actually Kill Me

considering how i reacted to “i can see you” i think 1989 tv’s “”LUST!”” might actually kill me 🩷

Hob in 1489: I should act a little timid and humble just in case I made a bargain with the devil.

Dream: I'm no devil.

Hob: Oh good! No further questions, then. Time to get cocky again! Anyway, about chimneys...

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he’s trying so hard

Clark: Bruce Bruce what is this 9 yr old Dick: :D Clark: Bruce Bruce, haggard, injecting 5 hour energy straight into his arm: baby bird Clark: you can't let a child fight crime Bruce, near tears: you want to try and stop him? please for the love of God Clark try please Dick: I'm gonna do murder! Dick: *cartwheels* Clark: oh no Bruce: that's what I said

Endless Sandman Fanfiction Tropes I Adore (1/?) : ➻ Hob Gadling Saves Dream from Roderick Burgess

“just because i’m on the floor doesn’t mean i’m not an authority figure”

things i have said with full seriousness that i will not be giving context to

here’s a six, i hope it makes you suffer

the motherfucker is choking on his uncrustable

nothing holds more rage than a catboy in a maid outfit

we love squares

i’d actually prefer a threek

the poppies will take as many victims as they please, mind your business

I simply cannot imagine a way that all of these items will fit in this godforsaken wash box

i need to kill someone for ethical purposes

the worms dance to the funky geometric bunny

the devil will never be able to work harder than fanartists

he’s just a lil guy with a  penchant for mischief, and with his size that’s really all he can have

these quarters are burning a hole in my pocket

i’m a fan of fuzzy creepy, it’s when they get smooth that i start to worry

im not someone who tosses around the word ‘robust’ lightly

im wearing my teeth!

just sent you a succulent wiener

last time this happened we busted someone for meth

i don’t mean to alarm anyone but we are stepping DANGEROUSLY into lunch territory