Considering How I Reacted To I Can See You I Think 1989 Tvs LUST! Might Actually Kill Me

considering how i reacted to “i can see you” i think 1989 tv’s “”LUST!”” might actually kill me 🩷

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Hob in 1489: I should act a little timid and humble just in case I made a bargain with the devil.

Dream: I'm no devil.

Hob: Oh good! No further questions, then. Time to get cocky again! Anyway, about chimneys...

little tiny morpheus! ★

“just because i’m on the floor doesn’t mean i’m not an authority figure”

things i have said with full seriousness that i will not be giving context to

here’s a six, i hope it makes you suffer

the motherfucker is choking on his uncrustable

nothing holds more rage than a catboy in a maid outfit

we love squares

i’d actually prefer a threek

the poppies will take as many victims as they please, mind your business

I simply cannot imagine a way that all of these items will fit in this godforsaken wash box

i need to kill someone for ethical purposes

the worms dance to the funky geometric bunny

the devil will never be able to work harder than fanartists

he’s just a lil guy with a  penchant for mischief, and with his size that’s really all he can have

these quarters are burning a hole in my pocket

i’m a fan of fuzzy creepy, it’s when they get smooth that i start to worry

im not someone who tosses around the word ‘robust’ lightly

im wearing my teeth!

just sent you a succulent wiener

last time this happened we busted someone for meth

i don’t mean to alarm anyone but we are stepping DANGEROUSLY into lunch territory

bruce: why does everyone think i’m always brooding, i almost never brood! i just sitting at the computer???

oliver: this is what your face looks like in costume and out

bruce: THATS WHAT I LOOK LIKE? I WAS JUST FOCUSED, T H A T S MY RESTING FACE??? WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?

oliver: i genuinely thought you knew

bruce: oh and the constant asking what was wrong with other people after they interacted with me didn’t tip you off at all?

oliver: brains are your department man, just because your brain doesn’t no how to make your face look doesn’t mean i should

bruce: my brain also doesn’t know how to send most of the signals i need to live properly either and i’m on top of those so i’ll remember to eat, sleep, use the bathroom and talk and you, my best friend, could tell me when i look like i hate someone’s guts or push them into traffic. how does that sound?

oliver: sounds fine, divide and conquer

bruce: more like having a toddler pick grapes off a vine