I Dead@ss Thought It Said "Can You Pee On This Apple For Me? Chef Always Does It."

I dead@ss thought it said "Can you pee on this apple for me? Chef always does it."

The amount of confusion and fear I felt was so unnecessary™

I'm going to hell lmao

thank u @chefscook for providing the beautiful sad chrimages (chris images)

Not only does Bernard know, but he purposely tells Tim of his Batman theories that are this close from the truth, or all completely true, but the end result is completely far off, just to see how Tim reacts each time.

can we all collectively agree we really don't want to see Bernard fall into the trope of "I'm going to get angry at my partner for not telling me their identity"?

not only does that seem wildly out of character but I might actually break into the writer's home and bite their dog.

Heck yeah!!!!!

"HE'S MY SON!"

The fourth slide had me cackling lmao!!

more jceu batman content, but this time its about bruce just fucking w people bc he thinks its funny

Watching this was an ✨experience✨, and I highly recommend it to of y'all

My new playlist guys!!!

Couldn’t find a playlist that truly encapsulates this weird little guy, so here ya go