I Dead@ss Thought It Said "Can You Pee On This Apple For Me? Chef Always Does It."

I dead@ss thought it said "Can you pee on this apple for me? Chef always does it."

The amount of confusion and fear I felt was so unnecessary™

I'm going to hell lmao

thank u @chefscook for providing the beautiful sad chrimages (chris images)

The fourth slide had me cackling lmao!!

more jceu batman content, but this time its about bruce just fucking w people bc he thinks its funny

Loving these covers!!!!

td:r never loses with covers

Not only does Bernard know, but he purposely tells Tim of his Batman theories that are this close from the truth, or all completely true, but the end result is completely far off, just to see how Tim reacts each time.

can we all collectively agree we really don't want to see Bernard fall into the trope of "I'm going to get angry at my partner for not telling me their identity"?

not only does that seem wildly out of character but I might actually break into the writer's home and bite their dog.

"Fit her like a glove" nah man. The dress couldn't even go past her @$$. That's why she had her jacket so low. Not only did she made herself a fool by wearing something that didn't fit the theme of the gala, she couldn't even fit the dress at the end of the day smh

The way kim k was allowed to wear Marilyn Monroe’s dress to the met gala is so infuriating both from a fashion conservation standpoint and a historical standpoint. Marilyn Monroe came from absolutely nothing and was super smart and was an advocate for minority rights and was on the fucking government’s communist watchlist and kim k thinks she has the right to wear her dress? And not only that but rich people shouldn’t just be allowed to wear historical garments whenever they want. It damages a garment that should be preserved by experts in a museum instead. Fuck off get hit by a car dumb bitch

My new playlist guys!!!

Couldn’t find a playlist that truly encapsulates this weird little guy, so here ya go