Hip And With The Kids

hip and with the kids

"Dirkjohn is just sasunaru" is not a fucking joke and they are constantly ruining my life. Get ne the jfuck outta here aaaaaahhhhahshwhshshhajsbznsnns

A prince is also an heir.

lol

have i mentioned i never read the epilogues ?

squishes them like little bugs

When they first started dating, my best friend's boyfriend was like, "I just kinda feel like you two are uncomfortably close sometimes. All of my friends agree that it's really weird, and I think we need to establish some boundaries."

And I sat him down and gave him this huge speech, like, "Listen, the ability to maintain intimate, long-lasting friendships is a sign that your partner is well-adjusted! It's a little worrying that you're feeling insecure about your partner having a healthy, normal friendship."

Only for her to walk in two seconds later and say, "This drink is disgusting, you have to try it," and, instead of offering me a sip, take a huge swig and spit it directly into my mouth from like three feet away.

i'm watching season 4 for the first time since it aired and oh my god do i love the Djinn!!

i'm obsessed with the way he watches Nandor and Guillermo's interaction play out after he granted Nandor's dick wish and you see him realize just how much shit he's just stirred. he just added the Guillermo clause because it was the only inch they gave him (teehee). then he sees Nandor, who is completely chill with Guillermo seeing his dick and obviously feels no sexual tension (but also can't even design a penis without his familiar), and Guillermo, who is completely flustered cannot leave the room fast enough. and he's like, "oh shit. they're, like, actually fucked up."