Chris Taub - Tumblr Posts
Well of course he's hooking up with nurses left right and center when he's batting his literal baby deer eyelashes all around the hospital like the absolute hoe that he is
PUT THEM AWAY SIR
We know that the new cast members in S4 were basically auditioning for their jobs as much as their characters were, and i can't help but notice how exceptionally cunty Taub is in these early episodes
he werked his little ass off for that job!
Ok whatever
me and the mutuals discussing our little guys on tumblr dot com
i can draw Anything☝️🤓 !!!!!!!
not my best work ever but i like it still i had fun :) house md cats or something. taub is a non-descript white fluffy cat with grey accents, thirteen is a savanna or bengal cat (i cant decide), kutner is just debbie. house is a grey tabby and wilson is some brown cat i saw in a dream that i named wilson (theres a colored drawing of the house and wilson cats in another post :3 ) the sad fluffy cat is just wilsons cat from that one episode.
bonus other stuff i drew in ms paint
the scared dog is the janitor drew ("blu" as house calls him or "lou" as wilson calls him)
eventually ill draw other characters. i like other characters too, im just obsessed with taub and kutner.
thankkkksssssss for looking at my art :)
b&w footage from "Ugly," featuring a handsome little trainwreck
(now can I just say. Taub is the only one who treats Kenny humanely and speaks to him normally and takes his priorities seriously and actually gains his trust?? Yes this man is a selfish weak-willed coward in almost every aspect of his life.. but he does genuinely give a shit about his patients and literally risks his job for that kid to get the surgery he needs. Sure he's a dogshit husband, but I'd want him for my doctor any day. Rant over, we can all go back to giving him wedgies and putting gum in his hair now!)
TAUBNER. they make me insane
refs of my art
when foreman “some part of me i can’t get rid of always thinks if i’m not the smartest, if i’m not the first, everywhere i go they’ll figure out i’m not supposed to be here” and amber “if they don't like you, you got to be right, or you're not worth anything” and taub “when i was in med school i thought i’d be house someday. instead, i am a fellow working with— working for people years younger than me”
im gonna do this to him
He must be stopped
petition for Barry Klemper and Elliot Springer (or undergrad Wilson and Taub, whatever) to be crossover boyfriends who steal each other's clothes sometimes
(images of RSL via this post 🫡)
Kutner's enthusiasm for grave robbing will never fail to overjoy me
computer.... show me Taub as an artsy little gayboy getting his face mauled by the twink of his dreams. please and thank you
(what did we do to deserve this gift 😭❤️🔥)
Taub Tuesday: S4e02 "The Right Stuff"
"hello my name is New Guy #39."
"don't mind me i amn just a litle creacher"
"time to manipulate a patient uwu"
*lies to Cuddy with a 9/11 joke*
"my idea involves boobies. Which I have made many"
*awaits approval and cookie*
"boob job will save u. sign for bazongas"
and so... a tiny dilf legend was born
cunty taub has returned to us!
maybe it has something to do with the sassy shirt/tie combo? because he looks damn good and I think he knows it
Taub looking annoyed: a compendium
(compiled as a little nod to @onfirekittyturtle... you were right, yowza)
convenient little s4 blorbos side profile ref
HE'S SERVING AGAIN!
(seems there's a correlation between the stripy lilac shirt and the appearance of cunty Taub... I think he feels pretty in it 🥰)