Miserable. Until He Sees YOU!

miserable. until he sees YOU! 🫵

(as always, AU design by @/ohjeeztrains! thank you, the beasts haunt me every day !)

Out of all the engines in the Steam Team, who has a fantastic butt?

"Sometimes I think I need a broom on hand since I have to keep batting you away like feral cats! I have enough on my hands managing James, I don't need you enabling anyone else."

"Speaking of which-"

"HENRY!"

honestly don't believe Edward gets enough credit for the sheer coolth of "soooooo... the 'old iron' caught you after all 😉"

like. at this very moment everyone must be panting, sweating, the men whooping with adrenaline and relief. the inspector has spent miles clinging to the handrail of a speeding locomotive while trying to lasso another. sidney's been shoveling coal like a madman. james's fireman HOPPED THE GAP BETWEEN RUNNING BOARDS to clamber over to the cab. James is on an internal loop of 'omg omg i'm still on the rails omg omg omg i'm alive.'

and Edward is like "this.. is the moment. to be . 😈 p etty'

STOP EATING DAILY HARVEST FOOD IMMEDIATELY!! THEIR SHIT IS MAKING PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE ENTIRE FUCKING ORGANS REMOVED

Bon Appétit

Daily Harvest Recalls Lentil Crumbles After Customers Allege Severe Liver Illness

Customers say the company had a lackluster response to allegations of mysterious health issues.

the FDA is still testing the food, especially their lentil crumbles, to find out exactly what is wrong and I will update here when those results come out

people are being hospitalized with major liver damage and many have had to have organs removed

I do not give a SINGLE fuck if it is just the lentil crumbles right now but when there is something this wrong at any point in the chain of daily harvest's products it is NOT WORTH IT

Steampunk Flying Scotsman 🧐🚂

Just finished this delayed work. I really wanted to draw Scotsman as a noble in Steampunk era. I will also draw Dieselpunk and Cyberpunk themed with other engines, so stay tuned!✨

[🚫 Do NOT Steal/Use/Re-upload my works! 🚫]

wait a sec. In the ask when Henry kissed Gordon. I see bite marks on Gordons neck. You aint slick, Henry, i see you. 👀

Gordon: "Y-you can-? I-I- don't know what you're talking about, you must be seeing things-"

Henry: "Well... That's not the only place.. <3"

Gordon: "HENRY!! /////"