Normal Goofy Blake Post

normal goofy blake post

RWBY x Murder Drones: Goth GFs

N: gasp You got a cute goth girlfriend too?

Jaune: Yeah, same with you?

N: Yeah!

Jaune and N:

Pot of Gold AU: Amgery

Pete and Pancake: angry barking

Jaune: holding the two back Pete! Pancake! Stop! I'm really sorry about this, you four!

Neo: eyes sparkling at the adorableness and starts making kissy faces

Cinder: It's fine, no need to worry.

Emerald: cautiously watching the puppies You sure those little guys are safe?

Jaune: I swear that they've never acted like this around anyone 'Except for Cardin.'

Mercury: Ah, c'mon, they can't be that bad, can't they? reaches out to scratch Pancake's chin

CHOMP!

Mercury: glass shattering YEOW! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!

Jaune: Pancake, no! scritches underneath her chin to let the finger go

Mercury: hisses and rubs the bitten finger Dude! Do something about them!

Neo and Emerald: laughing at his expense

Jaune: I'm very sorry about this!

While Jaune left the four, the pups soon calmed down. Unbeknownst to everyone, the pups were actually saying some things to them. Let's see~

Puppy translations:

["Fat! Ugly! You smell!"]

["I'll bite your ankles off!"]

["Cringe!"]

["I'll feast on your liver!"]

["You suck!"]

Sorry if I've been absent for a while, I had a hell of a time with college, and now I have to look for a job for my OJT. And more bad news is that I flunked one of my classes

Slaughtering Split-lips

RWBY x Murder Drones: Argument

Uzi dodged and weaved in the air avoiding .50 caliber rounds fired at her by Ruby. Uzi used her Solver to shield and throw back the bullets at Ruby.

Ruby: Jaune's cuter!

Uzi: No! N is!

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

While they fought, Jaune and N watched the cat fight with confused looks.

N: What're they talking about?

Jaune: I have no idea.

N: ...Should we stop them?

Jaune: And get in between that?

N: pokes fingers together No...

...

Jaune: Wanna get some snacks?

N: wags tail in good boy energy Would I?!