Warning: Absolute Smutty Filth.

Warning: Absolute Smutty Filth.

You have been warned.

Absolute degeneracy.

Pot of Gold AU: Amgery

Pete and Pancake: angry barking

Jaune: holding the two back Pete! Pancake! Stop! I'm really sorry about this, you four!

Neo: eyes sparkling at the adorableness and starts making kissy faces

Cinder: It's fine, no need to worry.

Emerald: cautiously watching the puppies You sure those little guys are safe?

Jaune: I swear that they've never acted like this around anyone 'Except for Cardin.'

Mercury: Ah, c'mon, they can't be that bad, can't they? reaches out to scratch Pancake's chin

CHOMP!

Mercury: glass shattering YEOW! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!

Jaune: Pancake, no! scritches underneath her chin to let the finger go

Mercury: hisses and rubs the bitten finger Dude! Do something about them!

Neo and Emerald: laughing at his expense

Jaune: I'm very sorry about this!

While Jaune left the four, the pups soon calmed down. Unbeknownst to everyone, the pups were actually saying some things to them. Let's see~

Puppy translations:

["Fat! Ugly! You smell!"]

["I'll bite your ankles off!"]

["Cringe!"]

["I'll feast on your liver!"]

["You suck!"]

Sorry if I've been absent for a while, I had a hell of a time with college, and now I have to look for a job for my OJT. And more bad news is that I flunked one of my classes

Can you do the Trophy Wife, from the rwby episode Tipping Point, taking an interest in jaune and makes him her personal butler for many "things" behind her husbands back?

Real talk, I have no idea who da fuq that is

normal goofy blake post

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Murder Drones: The Drone Behind the Slaughter

Sung by Tessa:

I dunno what I was thinking,

Leaving my child behind,

Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind

[Tessa sat on the bloodied floor of the ballroom, traumatized by the massacre Cyn made by using the other Worker Drones, even J, to kill everyone.]

With all this anger, guilt and sadness,

Coming to haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river,

[Shakily she stood up and stumbled out to the halls aimlessly. While Cyn was too busy relishing in the bloodshed.]

Is this revenge I am seeking,

Or seeking someone to avange me

Stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free

[Tessa thought about taking revenge, but felt it was hopeless.]

Maybe I should chase and find

before they'll try to stop it It won't be long before

I'll become a puppet

[She just wondered what Cyn was going to do to her.]

It's been so long,

Since I last have seen my son

lost to this monster to

the drone behind the slaughter

[Her thoughts drifted to N, her favorite little Drone, her son, and what horrifying things Cyn did to him.]

Since you've been gone

I've been singing this stupid song

So I could ponder

The sanity of your mother

[Since her arrival, Cyn and N were close, almost as much as V and herself. She remembered the two hugging and swore she saw something behind Cyn, a shadow of claws and tendrils close to N. Since then she started to be paranoid and afraid of Cyn.]

I wish I lived in the present

With the gift of my past mistakes

But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes

[She walked to the library, where her end goal was the basement. She noticed three books on the floor, one of them being a book about dog breeds. She picked it up and smiled sadly. She remembered N, V and herself reading this occasionally.]

Your sweet little eyes, your little smile,

is all I remember

Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper

[She entered the basement and was horrified by the things she was seeing. Drone limbs, oil, blueprints, scribbles on the walls. And to her horror, N was strapped to a chair, decapitated, and a broken visor.]

Justification is killing me

But killing isn't justified

What happened to my son, I'm terrified

[She shakily walked to her son's dead corpse. She picked up the head and caressed it. She choked a sob.]

It lingers in my mind and the thought keeps on getting bigger,

I'm sorry my sweet baby,

I wish I've been there.

[She hugged N's head close to her chest and apologized. She was interrupted when a tendril wrapped itself around her, separating N's head from her. It slammed her against the wall.]

It's been so long,

Since I last have seen my son

lost to this monster to

the drone behind the slaughter

[It was Cyn, in her eldrich-like body. To Tessa's horror, more tendrils grabbed N's head and body from the chair and brought a mangled corpse of a human. She had a front-row seat to what was going to happen.]

Since you've been gone

I've been singing this stupid song

So I could ponder

The sanity of your mother

[The next hour was absolute visual torture, seeing Cyn experiment on N's corpse, taking apart both the human and her son's dead bodies. It ended with N being put back together with different Drone parts. He was distinctly different now and was given a trenchcoat and a hat. He snapped awake with a familiar yellow [X] on his visor.]

This has been on my mind for a long-ass time. I replaced an obvious part of the lyrics as well.

Note: This is before the reveal of Tessa actually being Cyn and dead