Fantasy Characters: Geez

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

FUCK YOU, JOANNE

As a direct fuck you to Joanne, for every note this gets, I'll write a paragraph in my own novel, featuring:

A soft bisexual mage who likes to draw animals

An absolutely chaotic trans musician who discovered that his singing can heal wounds

A bounty hunter with a magic rifle that knows only one (1) spell

And an infinite library that makes you forget who you are the deeper you go

One note = one paragraph until I've written the whole damn thing.

And again:

Fuck you, Joanne

So. About boobs.

I really want to know if me feeling uncomfortable about having these things is a dysphoria thing or a misogyny thing.

Because honestly, I thought for the longest time that people who really like having boobs were a myth and that everyone just wishes to have them gone sometimes.

I also felt insecure about wearing crop tops for so long because of ✨️society✨️ so how do I know if my problem with my chest isn't the sane as that?

..yeah. Would love some input from cis women, trans woman who have boobs or just anyone who is comfy with them.

✨️Tiddies✨️

That deserves some rat pictures!!

That's Dipsy. She was the biggest rat of our all-girls-pack, easily the strongest and regularly had zoomies, knocking down everyone in her path.

Here, we let her freeroam in our apartment. She immediately found the bathroom, sat down right next to our toilet and just started peeing. Not marking the territory. I think she was pooping too? Absolutely lovely cleaning that up. She was VERY proud of herself.

I had 18 rats over the years, but if I put all of them in here, this post will never end. Rats are cute.

i love rats!!! i love the way they clean faces when they feel unsure of themselves. i love the way they hold food in their little hands as they nibble on it. i love how they sometimes do little hops when they run. i love how they brux and boggle when they're happy. i love how silly but dramatic they look when play fighting. i love how they sniff and carefully nibble on things to inspect them. i love how their noses and ears get pink when they feel warm and cozy. i love how they stretch to reach high places. i love how they give me little kissies. i love when they stand on their hind legs and smell the air. i love how their tails move behind them for balance. i love how their lower lip droops if they're sleepy. i love that each rat has their own personality and quirks that make them themselves. I LOVE RATS

the sims 3 is akin to hypnosis I swear. I start playing and get up to pee a short time later and somehow 8 hours have gone by

I'm happy for everyone who pirates stuff in a safe way. I just pat my laptop comfortingly and go "Let's do this" and then pray to god my cheap ass virus protection doesn't get completely overrun as I go to freemoviefilm69.co.free