ANDRE IS ACTUALLY UNREAL LIKE THAT MAN IS FUNNY AND FINE AND ANGRY AND I LOVE IT

ANDRE IS ACTUALLY UNREAL LIKE THAT MAN IS FUNNY AND FINE AND ANGRY AND I LOVE IT

cal gabriel this cal gabriel that AND WHAT ABOUT ANDRE HES LITERALLY SO HOT N COOL N CUNT N FLABBERGASTING

to people who only post about cal / make andre really really agressive: cal WOULD NOT like you

he wants that gun so effing bad 🙏

andre going to germany for a week every summer to see family and cal not being able to go. andre brings cal back an “i ❤️ germany” shirt as a joke but cal wears it everywhere. he sleeps in it, he goes to school in it, he hangs out in it—andre can’t escape it

cal and andre’s first kiss happened when they were high. it was a couple days after new years, and they were laughing about how the cold air made it look like they were smoking even when they didn’t take a hit. their laughter died down, and andre looked over to see cal staring at him.

when they met eyes, neither of them looked away. they weren’t really thinking, both high out of their minds. andre leaned forward and quickly pressed a kiss to cal’s lips. it only lasted for about five seconds.

when they parted, they kept eye contact for a while before bursting into laughter. it was so normal for them. even when got sober and they realized what they did, they didn’t even need to talk about it.

cal almost thought that andre didn’t remember it until they were driving back to cal’s house one day, and andre took his hand from the wheel and intertwined it with cal’s. cal smiled at him and was sure he could see andre’s face flush a light shade of pink.

i need to stop posting sad zero day shit like what the fuck … i’m so sorry