Goodbye LMAOO

goodbye LMAOO

gispera on some other shit. its like if you busted your fav celeb out of jail and then proceeded to commit war crimes with them. and then you blow them up. oh my god. what.

it is fitz friday please remember to:

eat ritz crackers

swing from a chandelier

walk up to random people and say “it’s me” until you unlock a hidden telepathic connection with one of them

make mint chocolate ripplefluffs

wear teal contacts

tell every nerd you meet “you’re an elf”

break up with your girlfriend

stop and squint at brown-eyed people and say “I didn’t realize your eyes were brown”

get impaled by a bug

tell people you’re cognates

give hugs for just long enough to make people Wonder

drown your brother

run your fingers through your hair

cc: @magnateleto @make-kotlc-gayer @my-swan-song @when-all-hope-feels-lost @catboyruy 

me when gale 🤬🤬🤬🤬

wait okay i actually need to reread bc what 💀💀

the fact that one of forkles secret identities is male gynecologist

me when alina 🤬🤬🤬🤬

kotlc sht theories #2

Fitz is either going to die or become Councillor

Personally, I’m leaning towards Councillor because he deserves a good redemption arc.

Avery means “ruler of the elves” possibly implying that he will become a Councillor, aka a literal ruler of the elves.

He also shared insecurities about not being the leader anymore in Stellarlune, so him becoming Councillor would come full circle.

Hopefully Shannon can make both options more than just a plot device to end the love triangle