Me When Gale

me when gale 🤬🤬🤬🤬

it is fitz friday please remember to:

eat ritz crackers

swing from a chandelier

walk up to random people and say “it’s me” until you unlock a hidden telepathic connection with one of them

make mint chocolate ripplefluffs

wear teal contacts

tell every nerd you meet “you’re an elf”

break up with your girlfriend

stop and squint at brown-eyed people and say “I didn’t realize your eyes were brown”

get impaled by a bug

tell people you’re cognates

give hugs for just long enough to make people Wonder

drown your brother

run your fingers through your hair

cc: @magnateleto @make-kotlc-gayer @my-swan-song @when-all-hope-feels-lost @catboyruy 

wait okay i actually need to reread bc what 💀💀

the fact that one of forkles secret identities is male gynecologist

YES like the chaos it would bring if he died? i think it’s a very fitting final conflict type of thing

kotlc sht theories #3

Second Forkle dies, super emotional scene of him being planted next to his brother.

Because emotion

Like the fact that Forkle 1.0’s tree literally leaned over as if waiting for someone is so foreshadowing Forkle 2.0’s death.

He is also a very questionable character who could be killed off as an apology for the decisions that he has made.

His death would also have a super large impact on all the characters, as he is the main leader of the Black Swan, and has obviously assisted Sophie and her friends numerous times. He is also the principal of Foxfire, so that would also be a huge thing they would have to deal with.

sounds like shannon

it’s either this or twenty more books atp

what if the series ends with Sophie's mind breaking

and because she is the only person who can heal a broken mind, then that would just be. the end

kotlc sht theories #3

Second Forkle dies, super emotional scene of him being planted next to his brother.

Because emotion

Like the fact that Forkle 1.0’s tree literally leaned over as if waiting for someone is so foreshadowing Forkle 2.0’s death.

He is also a very questionable character who could be killed off as an apology for the decisions that he has made.

His death would also have a super large impact on all the characters, as he is the main leader of the Black Swan, and has obviously assisted Sophie and her friends numerous times. He is also the principal of Foxfire, so that would also be a huge thing they would have to deal with.