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kotlc sht theories #5

if my previous theory is true (alina is fitz's mom) -> i need a della villain arc

She mentions being mistreated by humans, and one of the Neverseen’s main things is putting humans in a Sanctuary.

She’s a really good fighter

People have mentioned how Alden always seems to be in the way of the Black Swan’s plans, and Della could totally influence his decisions since they’re always described as a happy couple (which makes Alden cheating very unlikely but Alina is a beguiler...?)

She is a very powerful Vanisher and she kind of implies that she is hiding her true power in her husband’s shadow, kind of like Gisela…?

She is the only Vacker not injured by the Neverseen (idk if Shannon could even plan this far though tbh-)

But both Alden and Della aren’t in Stellarlune at all… which is kind of weird if this is going to be a huge plot point but uhm

(But like apparently Shannon doesn’t know how to outline a story so 💀)

I really don’t want this to happen, but if Alina does turn out to be Fitz’s mom I’m gonna need a Della villain arc to make up for it.

i think i need to reread the whole kotlc series BUT ITS SO LONG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ??????

Kid : I know Greek, Norse, and Egyptian mythology

Me : I smell Rick Riordan

starting from the beginning cuz if i start in the middle or stellarlune i’ll get confused 💀

anyways will update after finishing each book 🫡

i think i need to reread the whole kotlc series BUT ITS SO LONG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ??????

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