Kotlc Sht Theories #4

kotlc sht theories #4

Alina is Fitz’s mom

Vacker thing about one dad, two moms and Fitz was the one to tell Sophie about this. Could be the real Vacker legacy????

He is a Telepath (Telepathy is rare) and his siblings are Vanishers (Vanishers are common); Alina was higher on Alden’s list

Obviously matchmaking has problems, but the whole genetics thing is still the determiner for abilities, and lists do have some proof behind their accuracy.

Also very possible that Alina could've beguiled Alden into it, playing on the fact that Alvar wasn't the son Alden wanted, and Alina may have promised that she could give him a better one?

Although what would her motivation be? And now she's a Councillor? Can you imagine if it turns out not one but TWO Councillors have secret children that would be insane.

Fitzroy (the name) means the bastard son of a king

it makes sense but please no 😭😭😭😭

goodbye LMAOO

gispera on some other shit. its like if you busted your fav celeb out of jail and then proceeded to commit war crimes with them. and then you blow them up. oh my god. what.

it is fitz friday please remember to:

eat ritz crackers

swing from a chandelier

walk up to random people and say “it’s me” until you unlock a hidden telepathic connection with one of them

make mint chocolate ripplefluffs

wear teal contacts

tell every nerd you meet “you’re an elf”

break up with your girlfriend

stop and squint at brown-eyed people and say “I didn’t realize your eyes were brown”

get impaled by a bug

tell people you’re cognates

give hugs for just long enough to make people Wonder

drown your brother

run your fingers through your hair

cc: @magnateleto @make-kotlc-gayer @my-swan-song @when-all-hope-feels-lost @catboyruy 

if i was in the kotlc world i would become the second descryer and start giving purposely contradictory readings to terik’s so everyone who gets one is forced to play guard who tells truths/guard who tells lies with us

me when emily or eve 🤬🤬🤬🤬

sounds like shannon

it’s either this or twenty more books atp

what if the series ends with Sophie's mind breaking

and because she is the only person who can heal a broken mind, then that would just be. the end