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This is pure genius

Another humble offering from me in the form of this animatic meme \(★ω★)/

Look, I know elves are intellectually superior to humans but what if they're bad at human maths? (・`ω´・)

Also I remembered this post from Quil who has the same idea that elves are useless at maths ヽ(>∀<☆)

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Aighnt no way

Ok so I had an idea. In Tcp there was a girl named Sophie who had been glanored. She was under faerie control, she would believe anything they told her, and Faeries often told them dazzling tales right? What if she was Sophie from Kotlc and the lost cities weren't real they were just a story told to her. I know it isn't really a connection but I thought it would be cool if it was. If her meeting Fitz really was a deal and her memory got glamored.

Small facts about the Neverseen

they're super underrated guys

Alvar has "crazy theories" on Mr. Forkles Identities

These guys are super insane and hate eachother

Fintan made Keefe do his laundry

Alvar supervised this

Trix isn't a "huge fan" of Alvar

Ruy is a heavy snorer

Alvar and Ruy are heavy sleepers (which made them "perfect victims" for pranks)

Umber likes the fact the elven/human hand has so many bones, makes it easier for her to torture someone.

Trix hates trolls (umbers death) and would've quit if the Neverseen allianced with Empress Pernille

Some dwarves work for the Neverseen (not enough to make decent amount of food tho)

not to mention how much more painful it becomes when u add Alden and Della

biana being closet with fitz who looked up to alvar who favoured biana............. what if i exploded them

My hcs for the Neverseen

•Trix and Umber have beef with Alvar (pettiest stuff ever)

•Glimmer and Ruy are forced into this beef

•Vespera is borderline friendly with Ruy (not much but its the thought that counts) since she deep inside (subconsiously atp) she doesnt want him to feel the way she did all those years ago

•Fintan recruited Alvar

•Gisela was a messy farm girl before her evil girl arc

•Ruy tried to be as fancy as possible to show everyone that he didn't need to from nobility to be worthy before being expelled

•Alvar and Ruy were friends before Ruy got Expelled

Vacker Hc

Russian Della-Egyptian Alden

The Vacker kids all have diff skin tones since they're mixed (Alvar lightest-Biana Darkest)

one thing abt Keeper that I'm shocked no one rlly talks about is how the Keeper crew and the neverseen main members low-key parallel eachother in different ways,

Like Tam & Linh w/ Ruy. All of them traumatized and hurt from the treatment of Exilium and Elvin Society. The humiliation forming a hard defense that comes when they feel stinging again.

Maruca & Alvar are both motivated by family whether it be love or hatred. Both want to valued more, Maruca wanting to help more, knowing the hurt her family went through & Alvar wanting to destroy more after learning what his family has done.

Brant and Fitz and their unfiltered rage whenever someone hurts someone they love, its blinding. But it comes from the desire to help others, to find a answer thats been prolonged. They both hold this but one manages it and one basks in it.

Biana and Giesla, strong hardworking beautiful, yet majority of their lives were spent overshadowed by the men in their lives. Biana fought to be seen while Gisela stood down to downplayed. being underestimated was a constant for both of them.

Sophie and Trix being torn by the people they love, wanting to let out the frustrations, Their power is what makes people fear them and is prevents most from seeing whats underneath. People not only restrict their power but also their emotions causing them to slowly spiral into insanity and stress.

Fintan and Keefe are both desperate for something to fill the gaping hole in them, Fintan insane from the voices begging him for just one little spark while Keefe is begging for a voice, to guide him to assure him it'll be alright

ill add more later but for now this is good

edit- Y'all can talk you aren't on mute

one thing i need to know is dellas maiden name, like do her kids even know her side of the family. What was her life like before Alden.

ever wonder if Alvar and Ruy actually did know each other in their Foxfire years, like yeah Alvar said he didn't but thats because it would make him look suspicious. Like I'm just wondering about their dynamic and stuff

hot take but i hope alvar and ruy suck in canon. i hope they hate eachother. i hope due to circumstances ruy has to work w the main cast and resents fitz sooo much for being like alvar. i hope theyre misrable. i hope ruy dies and alvar swears to himself that he doesnt care. i hope he doesnt cry. i hope he just feels this pit of emptiness within him for the rest of his life. i hope he tries to join ruy. i hope he fails. i hope he never moves on. i hope he regrets everything. i hope he would never change a thing. i need sleep.

remember how Alvar is a slut with three girlfriends?! well you're wrong!! he is totally polyamorous!!

I think despite being one himself, Alvar would be terrified of Millennials

One thing we as a society need to talk about more is the fact that elves only wanting one kid/not twins is super messed up and also extremely stupid.

The reasoning is the fact that the firstborns have the best genetics but this has been disproven. By Fitz being a telepath while Alvar a vanisher, and Tam and Lin being a Hydrokinetic and SHade. Thses are the ones that came in my head but like for the millenniums Elvin society has existed no one thought that MAYBE having more then one kid wasn't so bad. Like its not like the Songs and Vackers were the first and only siblings in Elvin society. In conclusion Elves are stupid

I think one reason Alvar joined the neverseen wasn't only the Vacker Legacy but also the fact his parents had more children (Fitz and Biana) Hes says this somewhere in Flashback BUTTTTTT

Having more then one kid in Elven Society is taboo, ESPECIALLY since the age gap proves that Alden and Della weren't initially going to have more then Alvar but for some reason that changed, immedialty all heads turned to the 11 year old since why would Alden and Della, beloved by Elven Society randomly decide to have more kids. It showed that Alvar, at least in society's eyes was, not enough and failed. Fitz and Biana's existence was a proof of Alvar's failure to be the perfect son, to the point that Alden and Della HAD to resort to more kids. And don't think Alvar didn't know this since Elves are SHADY. I know these people had Alvar crying at night from all those side eyes and whispers. In a way Alvar could never truly love his siblings. At least until he lets go of his pain ig. In conclusion Alvar hates his famiy for betraying them.

Alden to Alvar when he was younger /j:

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KOTLC Favorite ice creams flavors!

Sophie-Rocky Road, I feel like Sophie was a sucker for chocolate and Rocky Road gives me Mallowmelt vibes, with it having marshmellows.

Fitz-Mint Chip, I think he'd like the fresh minty flavor and would hunt for the choclate chips like pirates digging for treasure with Biana (and Alvar before shit went down)

Keefe- Cookie's n Cream, seems like a guy with a huge sweet tooth

Biana- Green Tea, I feel like she'd want a nice calm earthy flavor to soothe her after all the shit going on

Tam- Chocolate, I feel like he'd have a basic ice cream flavor since it doesn't really matter that much too him.

Linh - Salted Caramel, especially sea salt, This girl also has a massive sweet tooth and indulges on any sweet food since that was her and Tam had least access to in Exilllium.

Marella- Mango Sorbet/Ice cream I feel like she'd like Sorbet more honestly but for the sake of the title, Ice cream. Its fruity, tropical and sunny, all stuff Marella would seem into (I was tempted to put Vanilla Ice cream for her but decided thats too basic for her.)

Maruca- Butter Pecan, she seems like a girl who'd like nuts (Pun unintended) Especially Pecans. I also imagine her family served something like Pecan Pie at holidays and had a secret family recipe of theirs.

Mr. Forkle...-dirt

Umber- Toffee, likes sweet syrupy tastes like Toffee,. No need for spoons since she has shadowflux! She also likes to let it melt a little so she can drink it like a soup.

Trix- Pumpkin pie, Im getting lazy atp so yeah. (wrote this after the rest of them but wanted umber and trix to be next to eachother)

Fintan- Vanilla, if his fossilized ass is even aware of icecream, this dude is every bit basic and if he does know about icecream, he probably has nostalgia of collecting snow and shredding fruits on it from the 3rd century

Gisela- Coffee, she wouldn't have much of a sweet tooth in my mind honestly

Alvar- Pistachio, preferably with chocolate chips. Much like Fitz...Erm he judges people and shops on how good their Pistachio Ice cream is since he a connoisseur on this flavor. Will down a whole tub of this actually.

Ruy- Strawberry, he's not much into icecream so anything will do but he does a small preference for Strawberry since its nice and refreshing adn he likes fruits with a tang.

(This hurt my fingers)

Shannon should do illustrated and Annotated versions of all her books, like imagine seeing her thoughts on Alvar and Keefe's betrayals or what Wylie and Prentice and Cyrah's pain. Like the illustrations in the edited book ate so hard too, I need this again for Neverseen especially.

Dude I just had the most batshit dream where at Neverseen of Everblaze's extra end story, Alvar was going mentally insane and the keeper krew were actually being so loud and annoying that Alvar ended up beating the shit out of Keefe and Biana, and a circus pulled up to congratulate Alvar on how well he beat keefe and Biana up. Also Fintan was there making smores for everyone and the gang was chill about his presence which confused me so much

brant rug and alvar being the three cuntyteers

petition to call fintans half of the neverseen (brant, ruy, alvar, and gethin) the cuntistadors

Alvar and umber r SO back (NIT CLICKBAIT)

Yes I used Toji and maki as references