I Am Hated By The Algorithms. Why? Well, You See, I Have Committed A Terrible Sin. I...

I am hated by the algorithms. Why? Well, you see, I have committed a terrible sin. I...

Press the positivity button automatically.

The algorithms cannot keep up.

Neurotypical people: [having a normal conversation about normal things]

Me: [kicks door off its hinges and stands in the doorway]

Me: ACCORDING TO THE LOGIC OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, A MALE BALLERINA SHOULD BE CALLED A BALLERINO

Me: Was I interrupting something? So sorry, so sorry, let me just-

Me: [picks door up and reafixes it to the door frame, quietly shuts it and jumps off the balcony, running off into the sunset, never to be seen again]

Person [to my friend]: Hey, what's Demon Sl-

Friend: [claps a hand over their mouth] Don't finish that sentence.

Person: But why? I just want to know what it is.

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Friend: Oh no. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[TMPTMPTMPTMPTMPTMP]

Person: Wha-

Me: [drops out of the ceiling rafters and lands on their chest, grabbing their face in my hands and pulling it way too close to mine] SoIheardyouaskwhatDemonSlayerwasandI'dbehappytoexplainboththeseriesanditsconceptforyouifyou'dlikeotherwisewecanjustholdaconversationaboutsomeofthecharacters

VIVZIEPOP REALLY SAW THIS

AND SAID, "Yeah, sure, I could make people horny for that." AND THEN GAVE US THIS

Also, honourable mention, this precious baby

I would like to invite small amphibious creatures (i.e, frogs and toads) into my home, please explain how I would go about such an activity.

I crave physical affection but also hugs from people who are not my family make me wanna set myself on fire