Person [to My Friend]: Hey, What's Demon Sl-

Person [to my friend]: Hey, what's Demon Sl-

Friend: [claps a hand over their mouth] Don't finish that sentence.

Person: But why? I just want to know what it is.

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Friend: Oh no. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[TMPTMPTMPTMPTMPTMP]

Person: Wha-

Me: [drops out of the ceiling rafters and lands on their chest, grabbing their face in my hands and pulling it way too close to mine] SoIheardyouaskwhatDemonSlayerwasandI'dbehappytoexplainboththeseriesanditsconceptforyouifyou'dlikeotherwisewecanjustholdaconversationaboutsomeofthecharacters

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

Wait, what? When? Where is this written?

Me: Alrighty, time to take my ADHD medication! I'm going to be so productive!

ADHD: [sweating] Uhh, hey, uh, look at, the, uh, THAT ANT RIGHT THERE!

Me: Aw man, I love watching ants!

[several hours pass. I have not taken my medication and it is much too late in the day to take it now]

Me, randomly realising this:

Curses, I have once again been defeated by my brain.

If you see me running down the stairs, it's not because I'm in a hurry, it's because I'm falling and gravity has yet to claim me.

ASD: Be methodical, follow the routine!

ADHD: How about we do thirty tasks at once and finish NONE OF THEM?!?!??! :D

And that, my friends, is why I never get anything done, ever.

Me: Hello, I'm Disaster :D

Me: I play Dungeons and Dragons :D

Person: You, uh, you say that like it's a part of your personality...

Me: Because it is :D

Wait, lack of volume control's been an autistic trait this whole time? Is that why people tell me to stop shouting when I was sure I wasn't shouting? HAVE I BEEN YELLING AT PEOPLE THIS WHOLE TIME?!