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Which Oc Enjoyed The Emoji Movie? (Bonus Points If They Can Give ANY Rationale As To Why)
Which oc enjoyed the emoji movie? (Bonus points if they can give ANY rationale as to why)
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AUs I kinda want
- you smacked me in the face while telling a story but donât stop, I really wanna know what happened to your grandma
- you stole my window seat on the airplane and Iâm about to give you a long ass complaint but oh god youâre really cute and itâs your first time flying and fine, okay, guess Iâm sitting in the middle seat now
- I stole your Netflix password from our mutual friend and normally I just quietly watch storage wars but itâs three in the morning and youâre watching Legally Blonde 2, is everything alright?
- I accidentally said your name wrong one time when you first ordered at my coffee shop and now youâre getting revenge by mispronouncing mine in increasingly horrible ways- no, itâs NOT yam, try again asshole
- Iâm a demon and you just summoned me but as Iâm hanging around in preparation for fulfilling the deal, weâre starting to talk and youâre actually a really good person, maybe you shouldnât sell your soul for this.
- you're super good at this class and Iâm really bad at it and I know we donât really like each other but can you please, please tutor me? Iâll do anything
- you heard me ranting about a play I saw three weeks ago that you really liked and now weâre in the middle of a passionate debate and I guess youâre right about the staging being good but you canât argue that the romance was horrendous
Meet ugly
- So I may or may not have maced you because thereâs this really creepy guy whoâs been showing upside my house and I finally worked up the courage to face him but he wasnât him he was you and oh god youâre crying, please donât do that, Iâm so fucking sorry let me help you inside!!
- My new puppy is a sweet and precious darling whose only sin is that sheâs not potty trained and I warned you not to come any closer but... yep... there she goes. Sorry about the piss all over your shoes, I guess.
- You were a simple roofer, stapling shingles down onto my neighborâs roof. I was a jackass who decided to play baseball in the front yard despite knowing my aim was horrible. We are the idiots who ended up in the ER because you stapled your hand three times and I feel too responsible to leave you alone like this. How much hospital coffee will it take to make this up?
- So maybe I was in the wrong when I punched through your car window but what are you gonna do? Sue me??? Oh shit, fuck, I didnât mean literally! Iâm so so so sorry, please donât call your lawyer on me Iâm too poor for this!!
- no specific prompt but can you just imagine a hooker x undercover cop au?? that would be pretty epic.
the beginning of any lesbian relationship is staying over until 4am trying to move past holding hands