Cruella De Vil (2021)

Cruella de Vil (2021)

Camp Counselor AUs

Just got back from being a counselor in training at my favorite camp ever and I’m feeling inspired.

- One of my campers just shoved 12 cherry tomatoes into her mouth and spat them up into the air and I know you saw it too and now we’re both making eye contact and if you keep making that dumb face I’m going to die laughing please have mercy

- We’re doing some conflict resolution exercises and we’re supposed to pretend to be a pair of campers who got in a fight while the third member of our group is the counselor but you’re really into this and it’s honestly super cute oh my god, how did I never notice this before?

- A kid from my cabin and a kid from your cabin are obviously crushing on one another and we’ve decided to help them get together but along the way, we start to bond and I’m accidentally sabotaging out kids so we can keep hanging out all the time but you found out and now you’re pissed and how do I explain myself!?

- We’re co-counseling the youngest group of kids together and they’ve decided that we absolutely have to get married so now we’re holding a makeshift wedding ceremony and they’re insisting we kiss and you look so pretty up close and I’m about to die of embarrassment, please help.

- One of our nighttime activities is stargazing and apparently you’re a mythology nerd so you start telling our campers all the stories and I can help but notice how cute you are while you’re all animated and excited because normally you’re kind of shy and this is something I’ve never gotten to see before

- We’re in the middle of a vicious prank war and you decided to individually wrap everything on my bed in plastic wrap which I’d normally find pretty funny but it’s really late and I don’t have the time to deal with this so scoot over asshole, it’s bed-sharing time

- It’s movie night for our campers and we’re sitting in the back sharing popcorn but one of the characters just made a joke that definitely wasn’t child-appropriate and I’m dying laughing but all our kids are confused and now I’m choking on a popcorn kernel, help!!

- We’re crafting and you want to make a flower crown but you’re also really bad at this so you’ve recruited me to help you and I keep getting distracted by how adorable you are when you’re concentrating really hard on something and when we’re finally done it’s an awful flower crown but you look so happy with it and I just cant.

AUs I kinda want

- you smacked me in the face while telling a story but don’t stop, I really wanna know what happened to your grandma

- you stole my window seat on the airplane and I’m about to give you a long ass complaint but oh god you’re really cute and it’s your first time flying and fine, okay, guess I’m sitting in the middle seat now

- I stole your Netflix password from our mutual friend and normally I just quietly watch storage wars but it’s three in the morning and you’re watching Legally Blonde 2, is everything alright?

- I accidentally said your name wrong one time when you first ordered at my coffee shop and now you’re getting revenge by mispronouncing mine in increasingly horrible ways- no, it’s NOT yam, try again asshole

- I’m a demon and you just summoned me but as I’m hanging around in preparation for fulfilling the deal, we’re starting to talk and you’re actually a really good person, maybe you shouldn’t sell your soul for this.

- you're super good at this class and I’m really bad at it and I know we don’t really like each other but can you please, please tutor me? I’ll do anything

- you heard me ranting about a play I saw three weeks ago that you really liked and now we’re in the middle of a passionate debate and I guess you’re right about the staging being good but you can’t argue that the romance was horrendous

Soulmate type AU

A world where everyone has a tattoo on their body and when they meet someone who will be important to them (and by 'important to them' I don't just mean friends and family. I mean rivals and enemies and begrudging allies who will be huge parts of their story), that person's tattoo appears on their body. Certain parts of the body represent the roles the person is going to play in your life. Like, if their tattoo is over your heart you'll be lovers, if it's around your wrists/neck they'll be someone with power over you, if it's on the bottom of your foot you'll be enemies, if it's on your heel they'll be a weakness to you, etc. Also, the tattoos are representative of a person's personality. One of my characters is a hothead who'd die to protect the people she loves and takes on a warrior type role, so she'd have a huge phoenix emblazoned across her shoulder blades.

Some gay prompt shit

I’m big gay, I have thoughts, here we go

1. BIG soldier lady and small, waspy, annoyed medic who has to deal with her constant injuries. Obv a wartime thing. She never realized how much big dumb lesbian means to her until she fucking gets stabbed and it’s up to her to save the life of her crush. It’s got angst, it’s got whump, it’s got fucking everything!!

2. Hot pirate captain lady with probably a corset or smth b/c I’m gay and her prim, proper, noblewoman gf who ran away from her shitty parents for that sexy pirate lifestyle of adventure on the high seas. They are the original proprietors of be gay do crime. They are everything I need in life.

3. the Cool Out Suave New Wave Gay Girl and the one girl who just kind of realized that like??? maybe the reason I don’t feel attracted to guys is because i’m gay??? and they go to hs and are both very in love and you will now write a 300,000 word story abt their dumb pining asses as they both assume the other couldn’t possibly like them while going on dozens of dates that they don’t realize are dates

4. Creative writing class. High school. One of them writes moody high-atmosphere murder mystery stories. One of them writes soft love stories abt gay cowgirls riding off into the sunset together. They fall in love slowly, over the course of senior year, and write stories together in the sunshine filled courtyard and there is Yearning.

5. Cowgirl romance! There is cowgirl one and cowgirl two and one of them wears her hair in like... trendy braids, and the other has hers cut really short and dresses kind of masculine and both of them are grubby but like in a cute way and they are so in L O V E. (what if we kissed right after we drove the cows home? jk jk!!... 😳... unless...)

Some supernatural prompts

-My familiar has been disappearing at weird hours of the day and night and I followed them out one night and it turns out that you've also claimed them as your familiar so I guess we have shared custody now. See you tomorrow?

-Something's been stealing herbs from my garden at night and I'm determined to stay up and catch who's doing it but I only see a strange cat and… wait a second… that's your familiar!! You better run, because I'm about to fucking kill you.

-I just got turned into a vampire last week but I haven't been eating because blood makes me nauseous and I hate killing and also I feel really dizzy, is the room spinning? No? Then somebody should probably catch me before I faint.

-I run a very successful store that sells magical goods, and you come in every week to ask if I've gotten a certain item. So far it hasn't come in and we've gotten kind of close but I just found out it'll be here tomorrow and I don't know if I should tell you because I don't want you to stop coming around every week.

-We go to a college for supernatural creatures and I vaguely know you but I was NOT expecting you to turn up at my door shivering and also COMPLETELY NAKED because apparently you're a werewolf and you transformed unexpectedly and you need to borrow some of my clothes

-We hate each other but I have a huge crush on your best friend so I brewed a love potion for them but you accidentally took it and now you think you love me and you're actually really cute and what do you mean it was supposed to have worn off last week?

-You’re a fairy and I think you’re really cute with your wings and your flowers and your laugh but I just started a conversation with you and I never noticed how sharp your teeth are J E S U S did you always look so deadly??