Will You Hold My Banana, PLEASE?

“Will you hold my banana, PLEASE?”

"No. You have hands."

Discourse Warning:

If I ever see someone shaming my friends for being selective again, I'll drag you out by your hair in front of God and everyone. I don't give a shit if you're jealous, you come OFF ANON when you have a problem with someone. If you sit there and send anon messages instead, you aren't looking for a resolution to that problem. You just want to stir shit up and make people feel bad. Grow the fuck up, and if you don't like someone's content--Get out.

Kohga playing the shamisen

me every time i write kohga and gan stuff for @ourowndemise :

“I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body, the sovereign nose of your arrogant face, I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes, and I pace around hungry, sniffing the twilight, hunting for you, for your hot heart, like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue.”

— Pablo Neruda, from “I Crave Your Mouth, Your Voice, Your Hair”

@mightiestbanana

There's a moment of silence, then a long suffering sigh; Rather dramatic, from the man who doesn't need to breathe.

"Koh." He says, his hand slid over his eyes, fingers massaging his temples. "Songbird, ne vevi, dearest husband--Go. The fuck. To sleep."

@ourowndemise

" Do you think historians will say we were very good friends ? "