RIP Van Der Linde Gang You Wouldve Loved:

RIP Van Der Linde gang 😔 you would’ve loved:

Abigail Marston - Marriage counseling, Stanley Cups, The Barbie Movie

Arthur Morgan - Slim Jim’s, Bass Pro Shops pyramid, Levi’s wooly Jean Jackets

Bill Williamson - Grindr, Shitty Gas Stations, “Don’t Tread On Me” flags

Charles Smith - Mitski, microwaved popcorn and movie nights, Bison as a protected species

Dutch Van Der Linde - Backseat Driving, Political Debate Podcasts, fruit flavored vapes

Hosea Matthews - Keurig Coffee Machines, chiropractors , Candy Crush

Jack Marston (depending on age) - Warrior Cats, Percy Jackson, Disney +

Javier Escuella - Electric Guitars, Cards Against Humanity, The Oscars/Grammys/Golden Globes

John Marston - 3 in one soap, Ford Truck Of the Month, band T-shirts

Josiah Trelawney - Magician Kits, Amazon, America’s Got Talent

Karen Jones - White Claws, Dolly Parton, Brittany Broski

Kieran Duffy - Star Stables Online, NASA space pictures, JellyCat Plushies

Lenny Summers - Kindle tablets, Soundproof headphones, Barnes and Noble

Leopold Strauss - Cashapp/Venmo, Facebook, Wikipedia

Mary-Beth Gaskill - thrift shopping, fanfiction websites, Taylor Swift’s Eras tour

Micah Bell - Ben Shapiro, Alpha Males, Playing Devil’s Advocate

Molly O’Shea - Steel Magnolias, Weighted Blankets, Themed Calendars

Rev, Orville Swanson - Bible study, AA meetings, Sacramental Wine

Sadie Adler - WLW music, Matching tattoos, Gym Membership

Sean MacGuire - Totino’s pizza rolls, Good Mythical Morning, Sugary Cereal (Lucky Charms /j)

Simon Pearson - Hell’s Kitchen, Panini press/waffle iron, Walmart Superstore

Susan Grimshaw -Life 360, Boxed Wine, Cats

Tilly Jackson - Mani-Pedis, Shea Butter Scrubs, Micellar Water

Uncle - Wheel Of Fortune, Recliners, Car seat heaters

I’ve decided names for these girls!

Hosanna Matthews- Hosanna is an expression of adoration in the Bible, and also an exclamation of praise, which is what I feel definitely applies for Fem Hosea. (Also I wanted to find a biblical name that sounded like Hosea)

Dutch Van Der Linde - I know, very creative. But “Dutch” just comes from cannon Dutch’s heritage, she will also be referred to as “The Dutchwoman.” By her varying oppositions. (Her real name is Danielle- coming from Dutch’s Wiki page saying his birth name is Daniel)

Martha Morgan - usually I am the type of person that likes to keep their initials consistent, but I keep thinking about that interaction between Hosea and Arthur from chapter 2 and I can’t shake “Martha” from my head.

And lastly

Charlotte Smith - I mean, what do you expect.. his name is Charles.. and Charlotte is the feminine equivalent of Charles. I feel like it would fit him perfectly- and again, there is a side character with her name lmao

“DUTCH VAN DER LINDE⁉️ WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CEREAL⁉️”

“I have a plan.” 🥭

I feel like everyone making a Modern AU of RDR LOOOVES to make sure Issac is alive (which I love too I want to see Issac) but EVERYONE forgets about John’s daughter who died too :( like what about her? Can’t she live too? What would yall name her? I wanna know 🙏🙏

Fine, here’s your fem Arthur and Charles.. you win with the gay stuff..

Posted this on my Instagram, but I figured I should give my Tumblr a shot, so here’s my first official post!