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It is hiatus now, so time for Beehaw! This is continuing from this comic I made over a year ago.
The Pianist
“When you go to the saloon, you know who nobody pays attention to? The pianist.”
I have plans that I will not share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me… I have plans that I will not share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me
Fine, here’s your fem Arthur and Charles.. you win with the gay stuff..
I’ve decided names for these girls!
Hosanna Matthews- Hosanna is an expression of adoration in the Bible, and also an exclamation of praise, which is what I feel definitely applies for Fem Hosea. (Also I wanted to find a biblical name that sounded like Hosea)
Dutch Van Der Linde - I know, very creative. But “Dutch” just comes from cannon Dutch’s heritage, she will also be referred to as “The Dutchwoman.” By her varying oppositions. (Her real name is Danielle- coming from Dutch’s Wiki page saying his birth name is Daniel)
Martha Morgan - usually I am the type of person that likes to keep their initials consistent, but I keep thinking about that interaction between Hosea and Arthur from chapter 2 and I can’t shake “Martha” from my head.
And lastly
Charlotte Smith - I mean, what do you expect.. his name is Charles.. and Charlotte is the feminine equivalent of Charles. I feel like it would fit him perfectly- and again, there is a side character with her name lmao
FIIIIINNEE…. Maybe I’m a lil bit of a furry…
More van der family modern/semi-modern headcannons
Dutch is the type of guy to throw away instructions to IKEA furniture and then cry because he doesn’t automatically know how to assemble it
Dutch/Hosea gave the boys copies of their house keys for emergencies only, but they just come in and out whenever, plus bring whoever they want with them so over the years the whole gang has a house key.
Everyone is a friend of each other, met through work, school, etc. (they live in a small community so they all know each other anyway)
Susan, Swanson, Strauss, and Pearson are all friends of Dutch and Hosea from college.
Arthur would have like a 40 pack of crayons as a kid and John would take them and break them of course, and when Arthur would snatch them back, John would resort to violence. This caused road trips to be extremely long.
Roadtrips:
Arthur: “Hey look there’s a herd of cows!!”
John, extremely loud: “MOOOOOOO”
As they grew older, Arthur mainly draws or reads on roadtrips and John plays on his gameboy/Nintendo DS or sleeps. (He gets sick if he reads in the car)
Arthur definitely pushed John into hotel pools when they were younger. (One of the dads had to get him)
You can definitely hear John’s music blast through his earbuds on all occasions.
Arthur is the kind of kid who’s always looking out his window at the right time and points out any animal he sees. (John always misses it)
John got his scars from being in a bar fight when him and Javier were in a small band in their early 20s. They were in some shitty dive bar and someone broke a bottle and used it against John and Javier. (They stopped touring after that)
Arthur is the designated guy to let the dogs out at night and watch them from the porch in his pajamas, occasionally yelling at them when they start barking at something. He does this even in the dead of winter.
The boys always fight physically/verbally over basically nothing 24/7. When a fight begins stirring in front of the dads they tell them to go outside with it.
John: “I was going to take a nap, I don’t even want to go to the mall..”
Arthur: “well I didn’t even want to take you, Dad wanted you to go.”
John: “whatever.”
John had a huge Pokémon phase when he was much younger, like in 6th grade or something. Gengar is his favorite.
John grew his hair out from a buzz cut throughout high school he shaved it right before his freshman year, and it grew to his shoulders when he graduated.
In the earlier years John and Arthur would argue over which CD they should put in the car. (Dutch and Hosea had one of those thick CD binders in their car, with a huge verity of music)
Arthur: “WE LISTENED TO GUNS N ROSES LAST TIME!!”
John: “NOTHING ELSE IS GOOD.”
Arthur: “THATS NOT TRUE. What about Johnny Cash?”
John: “ugh.. no.”
Arthur: “what’s wrong with Johnny Cash?”
Dutch: “just pick a damn CD already.”
Arthur and John fight over shotgun all the time, even as adults on the rare occasion they’re taking their dad’s car somewhere
Great shit, we get to throw peanuts at Micah, but Micah is unimportant and cringey pay attention to the others
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Simon/John uses he/him
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Ford uses he/him Cody uses he/it/she !
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Simon/John is a minor
Jeremy is a minor
Ford is a minor Cody is a minor !
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(Their roles btw)
rdr2 au where kieran is able to escape the odriscolls after they kidnap him and he comes back to camp and everyone is happy to see him and tells him that they were worried about him and that they care about him and then nothing bad ever happens to him ever