Rest In Peace Hosea Matthews You Wouldve Ate Up The Rasputin Dance.

Rest in peace Hosea Matthews you would’ve ate up the Rasputin dance. ✊😔

Holy shit guys I think the muse is musing.

POV: you are actually using a reference this time and it makes your art look good

Anyway, enjoy this peak at my WIP

The only reason Dutch should be in jail is bc he’s too DAMN HOTTTTTT LIKE SIR EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT YOU!!!!😡❤️ he has no right looking that good, the rolled up sleeves, the mustache…THE FKN RINGS ON HIS PRETTY HANDS

PLS I need help fml

IM CRYING LITERALLY. He’s very handsome to me *bats eyes*

FOUND THESE MFS AT PRIDE.

I can imagine a stuck up Saint Denis police officer walk past them and they start mocking him behind his back

Officer: *mean mugs Dutch and Hosea as he marches away*

Dutch/Hosea: ❓❓

Dutch: “I walk like I have a poll up my ass!” *starts marching the way the officer was in a funny way*

Hosea: *laughing at him* “oh yes, if only I got that promotion, I wouldn’t have to work in this shit-smelling city.”

*laughing at their own wit*

smth smth hosea does know every nitty gritty detail about someone in camp and if he feels like it, he'll run to dutch to let him in and they'll just "quietly" gossip for hours

yes they laugh at ppl btw

theyre the type to see a feller walk down the street, all casual, normal guy, and start giggling. lean into each other shoulders, and make fun while doing "subtle" gestures. i would know trust they told me themselves guys.. /j

I love when quote generator is accurate here’s a few that I got:

Sean: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Sean: *sprays hairspray in his mouth*

Sean: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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Dutch: If there are no questions, we'll move on to the next chapter.

Arthur: I have a question.

Dutch: Certainly, Arthur. What is it?

Arthur: What's the point of human existence?

Dutch: I meant any questions about the subject at hand.

Arthur : Oh.

Arthur: Frankly, l'd like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this

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Dutch, to Hosea: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me.

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Dutch: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I've got a whole box of old positives at my house.

Micah: You're an American treasure.

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Arthur: I'm going to get myself some soup.

Hosea : Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Arthur: Pfft, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Arthur, entering the room: I burned myself

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Pearson: Tommorrow's garbage day.

Sadie: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

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Arthur: Oh, they left the bowl out?

Arthur: It says, "Take two pieces of candy."

John: Nobody around though...

*John grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*

Arthur : NO -

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Dutch : Are pigeons drones?

Hosea: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.

Dutch: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!

Hosea: *Crying* Please let me sleep...

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Charles : Are you ready to commit?

Arthur: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Dutch: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Hosea: Aren't you forgetting something?

Dutch : Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Hosea's forehead before running out.*

Hosea: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you??

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Arthur : I'm trash.

Charles : As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7:00 work for you?

Arthur :

Arthur : You smooth motherfucker. And yes, it does.

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Javier walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: John, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

John, sipping coffee happily: I love you too

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*Sadie comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Abigail's bedroom.*

Abigail: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Sadie: No thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Sadie: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

Abigail: ….

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John : This date is boring!

Javier: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

John: Then why did you invite me?

Javier: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Javier I'll do whatever I want!”

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Sadie : Talk dirty to me, baby~

Abigail: The dishes.

Sadie : Wh-

Abigail: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do it several times.

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Thank you.