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Any backstory?
I mean, I love seeing random “Hosea Fucks Friday” memes and I love them bc people treat it like a yearly celebration, but any backstory? Who originally decided to start this?
One of the things I least expected from joining the Tumblr RDR2 community is how we celebrate the fact that Hosea still fucks, every Friday.
But I am 100% here for Mr. Matthews’ appreciation every Friday.
(I’m not entirely sure who this was started by but I have an inkling that it was @roamingtigress , possibly? I’m not really sure)
Anyway, I know it’s too late but happy Hosea fucks Friday.
Modern Au, Van Der Matthews headcannons !
(Happy HFF) :
Dutch + Hosea met at a college party through Susan
Dutch is a Philosophy professor and Hosea is an English professor at the same university
Both proposed at the same time, laughed, and Dutch accepted Hosea’s first. (You know the trope)
Adopted Arthur when he was 8, and then 2 years later decided they needed another one, so adopted John when he was a baby.
Dutch cannot cook for the life of him (1st reason they hired Pearson) but still tries to make Hosea breakfast in bed for his birthday/Father’s day. (He means well)
Hosea reads before bed, and pets Dutch’s hair/rubs his back. (It KNOCKS Dutch out)
John/Arthur addresses Dutch as “dad” and Hosea as “pa”
Hosea cannot physically sleep without white noise, which he ended up passing onto Dutch when they got married.
Dutch separated the physical fights, (between Arthur and John) Hosea separated the verbal fights.
Dutch/Hosea will give the other the silent treatment if they find out they continued watching a show without the other.
Have Arthur and John’s graduation photos out on display, (much to John’s dismay) and both are very different vibes (Arthur has a great smile and John was in his emo phase)
Dutch bought Hosea a Keurig one day after a bad argument. He was immediately forgiven.
Love their sons to BITS I tell you. Both have hoarded all pictures they’ve drawn throughout childhood, and they are stored in their own labeled boxes.
They FREAKED OUT whenever they discovered they were gonna be grandparents.
Cain is their dog. (Hosea bought him for Dutch one year on Christmas)
Dutch talks to his sons through texting: “Thinking of you 😘👍💗” and Hosea prefers phone calls.
Hosea has a green thumb, Dutch does NOT. (He’s killed a few plants while Hosea was away on business trips) (Hosea killed him)
Dutch is a: “Go ask your Pa.” Kinda dad.
Hosea is an “Elbows off the table” kind of dad.
Hosea assembles the Birthday/Christmas wishlists, Dutch goes and finds everything
I can imagine a stuck up Saint Denis police officer walk past them and they start mocking him behind his back
Officer: *mean mugs Dutch and Hosea as he marches away*
Dutch/Hosea: ❓❓
Dutch: “I walk like I have a poll up my ass!” *starts marching the way the officer was in a funny way*
Hosea: *laughing at him* “oh yes, if only I got that promotion, I wouldn’t have to work in this shit-smelling city.”
*laughing at their own wit*
smth smth hosea does know every nitty gritty detail about someone in camp and if he feels like it, he'll run to dutch to let him in and they'll just "quietly" gossip for hours
yes they laugh at ppl btw
theyre the type to see a feller walk down the street, all casual, normal guy, and start giggling. lean into each other shoulders, and make fun while doing "subtle" gestures. i would know trust they told me themselves guys.. /j
Another one, thank you 😌
Warning, this is ass 😛🙏
Happy birthday America 😌