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Is It Casual Guys?
😶 is it casual guys?
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More Posts from Outlawruben
Aaah! This is fun! Thank you @vakseb
Favorite Colors: Red, Black, Blue, Brown
Last Song Played: Young Americans - David Bowie (one of my favorite Bowie songs)
Currently Reading: Lonesome Dove- Larry McMurtry
Currently Craving: Mexican Food- namely Chips and Salsa/Fajitas
Coffee or Tea: recently I’ve become an avid tea drinker, because I take medications that don’t mix well with caffeine, but once in a great while, I’ll drink a cup of coffee.
No pressure tags: @zanazirafanfic @heiheli @yoooling @eggsaladsweetie
The aim of the game is to answer and then tag some mutuals you wanna know better or catch up with. Tagged by: @angelicgurl98
Favorite colors: baby pink, black, red, baby blue
Last song played: отпускаю cream soda
Currently reading: russian literature
Currently craving: pasta
Coffee or tea: coffee especially iced
Tagging: @innocence341 @yayobabydoll @dollyswan and anyone that would like it to do it <3
More van der family modern/semi-modern headcannons
Dutch is the type of guy to throw away instructions to IKEA furniture and then cry because he doesn’t automatically know how to assemble it
Dutch/Hosea gave the boys copies of their house keys for emergencies only, but they just come in and out whenever, plus bring whoever they want with them so over the years the whole gang has a house key.
Everyone is a friend of each other, met through work, school, etc. (they live in a small community so they all know each other anyway)
Susan, Swanson, Strauss, and Pearson are all friends of Dutch and Hosea from college.
Arthur would have like a 40 pack of crayons as a kid and John would take them and break them of course, and when Arthur would snatch them back, John would resort to violence. This caused road trips to be extremely long.
Roadtrips:
Arthur: “Hey look there’s a herd of cows!!”
John, extremely loud: “MOOOOOOO”
As they grew older, Arthur mainly draws or reads on roadtrips and John plays on his gameboy/Nintendo DS or sleeps. (He gets sick if he reads in the car)
Arthur definitely pushed John into hotel pools when they were younger. (One of the dads had to get him)
You can definitely hear John’s music blast through his earbuds on all occasions.
Arthur is the kind of kid who’s always looking out his window at the right time and points out any animal he sees. (John always misses it)
John got his scars from being in a bar fight when him and Javier were in a small band in their early 20s. They were in some shitty dive bar and someone broke a bottle and used it against John and Javier. (They stopped touring after that)
Arthur is the designated guy to let the dogs out at night and watch them from the porch in his pajamas, occasionally yelling at them when they start barking at something. He does this even in the dead of winter.
The boys always fight physically/verbally over basically nothing 24/7. When a fight begins stirring in front of the dads they tell them to go outside with it.
John: “I was going to take a nap, I don’t even want to go to the mall..”
Arthur: “well I didn’t even want to take you, Dad wanted you to go.”
John: “whatever.”
John had a huge Pokémon phase when he was much younger, like in 6th grade or something. Gengar is his favorite.
John grew his hair out from a buzz cut throughout high school he shaved it right before his freshman year, and it grew to his shoulders when he graduated.
In the earlier years John and Arthur would argue over which CD they should put in the car. (Dutch and Hosea had one of those thick CD binders in their car, with a huge verity of music)
Arthur: “WE LISTENED TO GUNS N ROSES LAST TIME!!”
John: “NOTHING ELSE IS GOOD.”
Arthur: “THATS NOT TRUE. What about Johnny Cash?”
John: “ugh.. no.”
Arthur: “what’s wrong with Johnny Cash?”
Dutch: “just pick a damn CD already.”
Arthur and John fight over shotgun all the time, even as adults on the rare occasion they’re taking their dad’s car somewhere
UPDATE. One of the best examples of Dutch being a good dad, is in the very first mission, Outlaws from The West.
My favorite dad missions of rdr2
This is specifically Dutch and Hosea being dads
Hosea has a lot, so I’ll go in my most favorite order:
1) Advertising, the New American Art
2) The Spines of America
3) Exit Perused by a Bruised Ego
And then for Dutch:
1) Country Pursuits
2) The Joys of Civilization
3) Angelo Bronte, A Man of Honor
And of course for the both of them:
1) The New South
2) The Gilded Cage
I ain’t even gonna put it past him, Young Hosea was hot asl
dutch when he first met hosea
Not really like my usual posts, but I made these 4 in animal crossing yesterday