Panik-boi - Hlep

I’m just imagining Elias/Jonah Magnus trying to figure out what his new powers are when he first got them. Like he’s just like, ‘could I blow someone up by sheer will???’ And just stares at somebody while trying to blow them up through their mind.

This could not have gone any better at all, oh my actual god, no dang way.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

World famous kitty musicians who are never gonna give you up!

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

oh-OH SO THIS WAS THE THING THAT GOT ME YESTERDAY.

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

Dear mutual, I see you, and I will kill if u need me too. In the mean time take this hug.

reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺