In The Immortal Words Of Everyone's Favorite Bi Uncle Art:

In the immortal words of everyone's favorite bi uncle Art:

"We showed each other our versions of masturbation (mine used a hand)."

But you know, just musicians being very together and stuff like that.

simon and garfunkel

‘“Sure, we had to ‘go commercial’ and put an electric guitar behind us, but when someone says to two nobodies, “How’d you like to make a hundred-thousand dollars?”, you’re not going to say no because you have to compromise on your principles and make a fool out of yourself on a stage.”’

I can't.

And Bye Bye Love right after these.

And Song For the Asking to close the album, where he literally says ASK ME FFS I CAN'T

we don't talk about how really deranged paul simon actually is for writing this about art garfunkel OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER like he doesn't even stick to saying I miss you... he's literally gonna hang himself on the highest tree over this. and he's gonna question him like 20 times why he hasn't written him .

“Sekhmet, She who loves Ma’at” by me. 🦁🌅🩸

Dua Serket! 🦂