Red Hood Is Made Of Sand.

red hood is made of sand.

thank you for your wise words.

totcf x dcu plot bunny

[𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗢𝗧𝗖𝗙 𝗜 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗞???]

(𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗔 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗥????)

Cale deals with Burrow by stabbing himself with a piece of the world tree and everything goes to shit. The issue is dealt with but now Cale is in stasis, unmoving. And which seems to be another coma. But, this time he’s not waking up and it’s taking way longer than last time. (The previous being six months, I think(?)). He has so many people waiting for him. (And they can’t handle losing him again).

Nobody is taking this well, especially his kids. That’s where the god of death takes a gamble and decides to bring him somewhere he has a chance to interfere.

And where Cale gets transported to is not where the god of death was expecting. He fucked up big time. And he feels the weight of it.

Of course it doesn’t take long for Cale’s fam to realize he and Raon are missing. Raon? Yeah, he refused to leave Cale even to eat. His older siblings took this hard too. But they wanted to stay hopeful for Cale.

(I would imagine all three of them would sleep next to Cale at night and two eldest would only leave for food or something or the sort).

Obliviously they question (threaten) god and he cracks, telling them he bought Cale (and Raon by accident) to a place he can help him. However, he keeps out the fact that he lost both of them. He’d rather not be killed today.

So you’re probably wondering where Cale and Raon have landed exactly and that’s good old Gotham. :)!! 

(A place within the God of Death’s range but he struggles to identify which timeline and where exactly they landed.)

So Raon and the still unconscious Cale are stuck in Gotham. Roan is undeniably angry, sad, and confused. But he does his best to keep his human safe no matter the cost.

However, people keep trying to either take Cale for whatever purposes be it good or bad. It doesn’t matter. It probably doesn’t help that they landed in the worst place imaginable. Crime Alley….

So it’s not a surprise when there’s a rumor of a pretty red-head being protected by some type of meta(It’s Raon we all know it’s Raon.)

Raon has to continuously move, feed, and protect Cale all the same. 

But damn, a meta in Gotham??? It reaches people’s ears even outside of Crime Alley's territory. Said meta is strong and it’s clear with the abundant amount of property damage. 

We all know this “meta” reaches Red Hood's ears first. I mean come on this is his territory. So when he eventually finds the dubbed “Sleeping beauty” it’s in an abandoned warehouse hidden away in a corner on a mattress next to them some necessities and a bunch of toys. (There are a butt load of plushies :( ). He doesn’t miss the sound of a child sobbing and childish yet grand decor. 

This “meta” was a child…. Fuck.

He’s flung with some magic and piercing screech, earth rumbling at its wake. And damn was he not prepared for this shit.

So here he is staggering to keep up with whoever this kid was, as infuriating as it is. He tries his best to calm the kid down. Which doesn’t really work. The kid’s full on growling, but he’s determined to help the kid. Because an abandoned warehouse is never a safe place to hang out in these parts. 

Despite Red Hood’s offer to bring them to a safe house. Raon refuses, he can’t trust him just yet. And they both understand that this is a game of trust. So Jason takes his chance and occasionally delivers necessities to them both. While Raon doesn’t let him get close to Cale he does slowly but surely warms up to him. One day he does eventually tell him more about Cale. He affectionately calls him his dad but the tone is somber. He whispers his worries about finding him dead one day. And that’s probably the moment Jason emotionally adopts him. 

Now Raon is obviously curious in nature, and much as he wants to explore he can’t past finding things to sustain them both and or keep Cale comfortable. And it’s on one of these outings that he loses Cale in the unfamiliarity. He immediately starts looking and runs into Red Hood at some point in his search. And he trusts him enough to help him look. The two eventually find out Cale’s been kidnapped by either some goons, cultist, some villain? (Whatever adds more tension idk.) Raon is livid because how fucking dare they??? And both Raon and Hood haul ass. The bad guys are dealt with and this leaves the two in silence. 

This is the part of the story where Raon shows himself in a moment of trust and weakness. Cale almost got hurt and all Raon could do now is clutch on to Cale’s night gown, nuzzling into him while sobbing. Now Jason realizes this kid was a fucking baby dragon all along. What. the. Fuck????

So he comforts him the best he can. Jason decides to take care of them both, taking them to either his apartment or safe house. And Raon begrudgingly stays. They both do end up bonding together and Raon gets really comfortable. Idk if Jason would talk about himself much but they do learn about each other at some point. Raon would definitely drop some info about himself at some point and go on about how he’s stuck here because of the god of death. And Jason is both so done and not surprised at this point. 

Cale’s health does end up looking worse for ware at some point. And the problems start up again. I didn’t mention it before but Cale’s mind is stuck in a perpetual loop of old memories, good and bad. SOooo, now this is the part of the story where both Raon and Jason try and wake up Cale using various methods. 

At some point Jason decides to ask Bruce for help. And oh boy. Would this be an awkward family dinner…

basically jason's acquires his now child (raon) and sleeping prince (cale) :D i don't see much of a romance subplot but I do see some gay panics, and mistaken boyfriend scenarios(?) feel free to add on to this mess.

Warning: Kinda rant-y and just a personal opinion 

This twst gender-neutral fanfic I read was going so well until the author pointed out we were biologically a women. The tags literally said gender-neutral and everything!

 I don’t want ace mentioning I have boobs! (or pointing out I’m am women) (he’s not saying it out loud but still) 😭

[THE TAGS ALSO SAID WE CAN CHOOSE OUR GENDER LIKE. WTF? I DIDN’T CHOOSE THIS??]

I came to read the fanfic cause I feel dethatched to my gender. I don’t want a fanfic to point it out. Feels counterproductive. I feel cheated somehow. 

I don’t hate female reader’s it’s just that I seem to always find the bad ones. The protag doesn’t need to be lusting over a character for a plot line. The protag’s  seem to be sexualized too most times which is unfortunate. (it goes both ways. male reader’s aren’t off the hook.) 

Please for the love of all holy, stop bring up body types and appearance in fanfic’s. Ty.

aaaaaa;; 

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I feel like this is very true in so many way. Whenever I would find a fanfic (of a topic or fandom I’m interested in) the reader is always based of the writer’s standard. I don’t know why but it’s such an issue. It made me realize I’m extremely apathetic towards my biological gender. Like personally, I like women but the reader’s personality is always so inscrutable and just so bad...

I love romance but the way they write it is so-- I can’t explain but. Every character’s personality tends to be very flat and the boys always fall for the Female Lead so quickly. Although, I dislike female reader like this it doesn’t mean Male reader’s don’t have this issue either. Sometimes their worse...  Some author’s love to describe the male reader as; “feminine-looking, or looking so much like a girl, being super slim, thin-waisted, having rosy lips, and a thin nose” I know there are some men that look very pretty and feminine looking. But, sometimes the reader is genuinely uncomfortably with everyone miss-gendering them and harassing them. And they the author would just continuously make the character harass them like??? It’s not even cute or anything why bother doing this.

ughhh-- sorry this ended up being a rant. But yeah, wattpad fanfics suck. I like ao3 but sometimes ao3 doesn’t have the fanfics I wanna read and I get desperate. :’’D

Also ao3 author’s tend to take a while to update. Despite it being worth it.

Warning!!: personal opinion.

so, I have read so many x reader fanfics, and this one thing honestly really annoys me.

Can we stop describing the reader? And by that I mean saying stuff like; her plump lips, silky hair, smooth skin, rosy cheeks, big doe eyes, plush thighs, big t*ts etc.

I mean,it’s supposed to be “x reader” right? Then why are we describing the reader?? It doesn’t make sense, because not everyone can relate to that so called description of “reader”. It almost like your just putting beauty standards into your fic and what you expect the reader to look like.

It would be fine if you said something like; their (hair colour) hair, their (eye colour) eyes etc.

By doing that it’s way easier for the reader to relate to the fic and actually enjoy it, because most people probably wouldn’t want to read a fic that they can’t relate to at all.

So please stop directly describing the looks of the reader, thanks <333

This needs a part 2 omg-- 

I see your twst x one piece yuu. I have a weird request it's okay if you don't want to do it. How about an uta!yuu a popstar that possessed one of the most broken Devil fruits in one piece.

A Yuu That Acts Like Uta

YOOOOO THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAVORTIE ONE YET!

☢️Spoilers Warning☢️ for the people who haven't seen One Piece: Film Red and small VDC Event spoilers.

( Some characters may act a but ooc in this )

.Uta.

Hmm-A mentally unstable teenager with the power to warp reality just by singing AND they have daddy issues. I'm sure nothing bad will happen...right?

But in all seriousness Uta!Yuu, would not like being stuck in TWST at first.

Not because she finds it scary, ( well she kinda does ) but because she has an important concert to preform for all her fans. If she's not there then whose going to save everyone, whose going to sing for for them, who is going to start the new Era.

Whose going to start the New Genesis for the world.

Her mental state is even more worsened once it's revealed her 'home' dose not exist.

Uta!Yuu: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO PLACE CALLED ELEGIA!!

Crowley: Uta!Yuu-san I highly advise you not yell at the Magic Mirror please

Uta!Yuu: But how can it not know!? Elegia is is one of the most well known islands across the New World!

Uta!Yuu, was so close to smashing the mirror if it weren't for Crowley, holding her back.

Luckily the Headmaster was able to calm her down by 'promising' her a way home.

After that Uta!Yuu, would try to make the best out of her situation. She would distract herself by practicing her routines.

She's always busy in the morning, between cleaning up Ramshackle, making Grim and the ADeuce duo don't get into any trouble and doing 'homework' Uta!Yuu only has time to practice her songs at night time.

That's where she a certain met dragon fae.

Uta!Yuu:-Oounabara wo kakeru atarashii kaze ni nare~

Mallues: you have a lovely voice.

Uta!Yuu: HUH!!? NANI-NANI-NANI!!?-

Yeah first impressions didn't go so well, but thankfully the two became close friends after that and Uta!Yuu, even sings for Malleus whenever he asks.

She cried once because of how much the ADeuce duo and Grim remind her of Luffy.

The same thing happened with Crewel, when he showed genuine concern when asking about her health. She doesn't want to admit it but she misses having a father figure in her life.

She sang for Grim, the first year group and the Ramshackle ghost once because it was getting late and everyone was getting rowdy.

So now she sings for them all whenever their upset because it's comforting to them.

Their all still confused on how she's able to use 'magic' though.

Epel: Uta!Yuu-san! Where did you learn to sing like that?

Deuce: And where did you learn to do all those spells?

Ace: Yeah! I thought you were magicless

Uta!Yuu: Oh! I ate a Devil Fruit called the Uta Uta No Mi

Of course everyone thought she was making it up and chalked it up to them being to tired and imagining things. ( idiots )

Leona, once dumped Cheka, onto Uta!Yuu, and in an attempt to calm the small energetic boy down she sang him a lullaby.

Cheka: Onee-sama can you sing me another one please!

Uta!Yuu: hmmm I don't know. You're uncle should be picking you up soon.

Cheka: Pretty pleeeaasss.

Uta!Yuu: Oh alright one more wouldn't hurt

Cheka: YAAY!!

Which worked but now Cheka started telling Leona, about his 'dreams'.

Cheka: Unca! Can go see Onee-sama please.

Leona: Why are you suddenly so obsessed with that herbivore?

Cheka: It's because she sings really good and gives me nice dreams!

Leona: 'Nice dreams?'

Leona, now joins Uta!Yuu and Cheka on their little playdates which shocked Ruggie.

If Azul every found out about Uta!Yuu singing talents than he would try and make her work in Monstro Lounge as a hostess.

She once challenged Floyd, to a game of Chicken Eater Contest. She won obviously.

Floyd: No fair! You cheated!

Uta!Yuu: Oooh~ someone's acting like a sore loser~

If Uta!Yuu, every found out the the Twst world faced the same turmoils as her world, than she would want to 'save it'. She just doesn't know how.

It wasn't until a video on Cater's Magicam account showed him recording an anonymous figure singing in the dead of night. No one could tell it was Uta!Yuu, but even a blind person could tell that the person singing was a women.

After that video went viral everyone began asking questions about who the mysterious women is.

Was she a lost spirit that died long ago, or some random lady who was just wondering around the campus.

When Uta!Yuu, finds out about this it gives her an idea. She would ask Cater to help make a magicam account for her after begging Crowley for a......phone? And decides to make a fake persona called Ado. Because in Uta!Yuu's eye's

Ado: I'll be using my music to create a new genesis in the world!

She even manages to beat both Neige AND Vil, in a popularity contest. Vil is understandable pissed, how can some random NOBODY out class HIM. No one even knows what they look like for God's sake!

Despite this Uta!Yuu-or 'Ado' was inspired to broadcast her music to the outside world, all of her fans loved her voice as if the sounds she makes transmits all around the world. And not long after everyone have started calling her their 'savior'.

Ado: I understand all of you're feelings very well and have listened to all of you're cries for help! So don't worry everyone, I'll make sure to start the new Era at this year's VDC event so make sure to come and watch me!.

After that Vil, made it his personal goal to stop Ado. This girl was in the way of his dream of being the fairest of them all, if he wasn't so busy preparing for VDC himself than he'd just send Rook, after them.

I feel like Neige wouldn't really care if Uta!Yuu, had beaten him. He'd probably be more excited meeting her instead.

Despite all the drama happening Uta!Yuu will make sure to make this the best concert Twst has every seen and start her New Genesis by any means necessary.

And there will be no stupid Shanks or Gordon to stop her.

If you can't tell I went a little overboard with this one, but I still hope you guys like it.