I Feel Like This Is Very True In So Many Way. Whenever I Would Find A Fanfic (of A Topic Or Fandom Im

I feel like this is very true in so many way. Whenever I would find a fanfic (of a topic or fandom I’m interested in) the reader is always based of the writer’s standard. I don’t know why but it’s such an issue. It made me realize I’m extremely apathetic towards my biological gender. Like personally, I like women but the reader’s personality is always so inscrutable and just so bad...

I love romance but the way they write it is so-- I can’t explain but. Every character’s personality tends to be very flat and the boys always fall for the Female Lead so quickly. Although, I dislike female reader like this it doesn’t mean Male reader’s don’t have this issue either. Sometimes their worse...  Some author’s love to describe the male reader as; “feminine-looking, or looking so much like a girl, being super slim, thin-waisted, having rosy lips, and a thin nose” I know there are some men that look very pretty and feminine looking. But, sometimes the reader is genuinely uncomfortably with everyone miss-gendering them and harassing them. And they the author would just continuously make the character harass them like??? It’s not even cute or anything why bother doing this.

ughhh-- sorry this ended up being a rant. But yeah, wattpad fanfics suck. I like ao3 but sometimes ao3 doesn’t have the fanfics I wanna read and I get desperate. :’’D

Also ao3 author’s tend to take a while to update. Despite it being worth it.

Warning!!: personal opinion.

so, I have read so many x reader fanfics, and this one thing honestly really annoys me.

Can we stop describing the reader? And by that I mean saying stuff like; her plump lips, silky hair, smooth skin, rosy cheeks, big doe eyes, plush thighs, big t*ts etc.

I mean,it’s supposed to be “x reader” right? Then why are we describing the reader?? It doesn’t make sense, because not everyone can relate to that so called description of “reader”. It almost like your just putting beauty standards into your fic and what you expect the reader to look like.

It would be fine if you said something like; their (hair colour) hair, their (eye colour) eyes etc.

By doing that it’s way easier for the reader to relate to the fic and actually enjoy it, because most people probably wouldn’t want to read a fic that they can’t relate to at all.

So please stop directly describing the looks of the reader, thanks <333

GOD, I LOVE THESE PROMPTS

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[This might be a little booty cause idk, Constantine's personality whoops?? 🤷 ]

Let's say it's the GIW that de-aged Danny, Dani, and Dan. They were most likely trying new Fenton tech they altered to try and catch them. But instead of capturing them, they shrunk them.

Clockwork was most defiantly leaving the most cryptic notes motioning Constantine to help these three.

[While their kids I would imagine their abilities would be a little harder to control and a bit weaker than it previously was.]

And that lead him here, in a bum-fuck no where town called amity park. Hiding three kids in his trench coat. Because some "secret" organization thought is was okay to shoot literal infant gods??? GODS!!

Forget smoking he wants to drink, bad. Like right now. Who thought he was in any shape or form a good baby sitter?? He grumbles, he'll call the Bat. He'll take the tykes no problem, they all check the boxes. The perfect adoption bait.

Prompt 303

Constantine might be cursing everything and everyone he’s ever met because this? This is a goddamned mess that he does not want to be cleaning up, yet here he is! Three infant godlings who the American-Fuckin-Government decided to try and kill and worse clinging to his legs and huddling beneath his trenchcoat. 

Look when he followed the instructions on the magic green sticky note he was not expecting this level of bullshit, and honestly do these imbeciles want to get the entire universe devoured by angry eldritch gods!? 

Damnit, he needed a smoke- and to inform the League so they could deal with the government side of this shit- but mostly a smoke. Ugh. He was so not babysitter material, but none of the bloody tykes would be letting go or leaving the trenchcoat anytime soon. 

tokyo revengers x arataki itto! mc [ or just itto himself idk? ]

╰┈➤  this is my first time writing a headcanon for any character so please cut me some slack. :)

i imagine itto in his senior year of high school. yes, there are some really tall middle schooler’s but i can’t really imagine him as a middle schooler in this. i’d like to think of him as a dumb and fun loving older brother figure to some people. so for the sake of this headcanon he’ll be older. 

( i also just realized itto and draken are the same height???? and idk what to feel about that??? )

but anyways-- let’s begin!

╰┈➤ his personality and overall character

• a himbo. ( it’s obvious, this is itto we’re talking about here-- let me explain ;; ) this man i tell you. he’s bright, loud, and confident. always speaks his mind and charges into battle without a second thought. he’s very passionate and can be a bit brash but not in a bad way. he may come off as intimidating sometimes because of his punkish-style and actions but he has a nice heart!

  • not so intellectual. he’s not on the smarter side. i can swear he’s barely passing sometimes; but his gang and kuki wouldn’t let that happen. sure he isn’t smart but that doesn’t mean he’s completely dumb. he just takes longer to understand the subject and that’s ok! people learn at a different pace and itto isn’t made fun of for it! 

• charismatic. somehow some way this man has admirers??? do they have a fan club? maybe? idk? this guy can act dumb but that’s what makes him easy to get along with. it adds to his personality!

• a overall good friend. yes, i’d like to think everyone in the school acknowledges he’s a gang leader but everyone ( who attends the school ) doesn’t really take it seriously. his “gang” is much less of a gang and more of a close group of friends who “accidently” cause trouble or fight people who either: a. threaten the school ( including any student / staff there ) or b. messes with his gang ( friends ).

• can fight. if your a self-proclaimed gang leader you have to at least know how to fight. and know how to fight he can. he’s not just looking good 24/7 he’s really well built too. i can see him to be the type to go to the gym hours on end to fix up his stamina and building up his muscles. 

• decent housewife??? i don’t know about him being the best house wife but he’s really good with kids! he’s very fun loving, so if you ever want him to babysit your kids, they’re bond to have a fun time! because he’s also a kid himself! he without a doubt can cook. unlike raiden. sure, it won’t be 5 star but he tries his best. <333

╰┈➤ his classmates / school’s take on itto

• just a scenario i thought of: it’s the middle of the year and a american foreign exchange student just transfered to itto’s school. they didn’t speak much japanese so they were having a hard time making friends. itto being itto would welcome them with open arms when they arrive. he would definitely learn english just so he could talk to the foreign student and learn about their culture and in exchange would help them with japanese and they’re culture.

• i would like to think itto picked up english pretty easily cause he thought it was cool. so i think he would end up being fluent in english thanks to the foreign exchange student. <33

• i would also like to think he’s somehow the school mascot. like everyone in the school knows him and his gang and he just has a good reputation overall!

• the staff is totally done with itto’s shenanigans and want him to graduate already but they secretly find him humorous. and think he brightens their day. ;;

╰┈➤  his opinions on other gangs and ect.

• who? just kidding-- he already knows they exist! and i think he just doesn’t care about them as long as they don’t step on his territory ( aka. the school he goes to or his homies <33 )

• i’d like to think he finds the middle school delinquents cute in a way? ( at first ) like he’s imagining 4 feet tall students beating up people younger/ older then them. but when he finds out they’re tall as hell he’ll start questioning his existence. ( like what are they feeding y’all??? )

• I don’t think he’ll really go out of his way to fight other gangs really. he’d probably have made kuki make a sick gang uniform tho!

• his gang would mostly help people around the block, hangout in arcades. go to amusement parks and watch movies together! they would all be really close and I would like to think that he would probably let anyone enter his gang. regardless of gender or identity.

• if he had ever got a tattoo it would defiantly be of the oni from his alt. but when he’s at the tattoo parlor he would be howling, screaming, and crying when they actually start inking it. ( I head canon him being a big baby about it. )

• itto would be the self pro-claimed leader but everyone knows the leader is secretly definitely kuki. she’s the voice of reason and would help itto out of situations. probably the reason why she want to be a lawyer. to protect and defend the friends she holds dear. 

and that’s about it! thank you for checking this out! i had fun writing this! feel free to use this as a format for a fanfic or something. just give me credit for the inspiration if you use it! <333

edit: I had to fix some grammar errors ^^;;

SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE INFO DUMP ABT RED HOOD TO ME I BEG ON THY!!! TELL ME EVERYTHING PLEASE YAP TO ME😭😭

I WANNA FINISH MY TOTCF X DC PLOT BUNNY PLZ

Ilysm for this. You took all of the words out of my mouth. Some author’s that write gender-neutral reader’s unfortunately tend to hint out the reader’s gender. Regardless of the tags. Like can’t they just fix the tags or something?? Don't get me started on the “OC-based reader’s”. Omg- they always give the most strangest character descriptions. Not only do they tell you what you look like,  they give you the most strangest personality as well as your likes and dislikes. I swear the reader’s always either a douche or a cry-baby. Let’s not forget the over powered reader or “bad-boy reader”. 😭 😭

Warning!!: personal opinion.

so, I have read so many x reader fanfics, and this one thing honestly really annoys me.

Can we stop describing the reader? And by that I mean saying stuff like; her plump lips, silky hair, smooth skin, rosy cheeks, big doe eyes, plush thighs, big t*ts etc.

I mean,it’s supposed to be “x reader” right? Then why are we describing the reader?? It doesn’t make sense, because not everyone can relate to that so called description of “reader”. It almost like your just putting beauty standards into your fic and what you expect the reader to look like.

It would be fine if you said something like; their (hair colour) hair, their (eye colour) eyes etc.

By doing that it’s way easier for the reader to relate to the fic and actually enjoy it, because most people probably wouldn’t want to read a fic that they can’t relate to at all.

So please stop directly describing the looks of the reader, thanks <333