Stranger Things Theory Time (bit Of A Stretch)

Stranger things theory time (bit of a stretch)

!Spoiler warning!

Ok so I’m sure you’ve probably seen memes about the doom of “B” named characters. (barb, benny, bob, billy, brenner I guess) I have a theory. Some of the main deaths over the 4 seasons have been barb, bob, billy, alexei, Chrissy, Fred, and Eddie. What do we notice here? A, B, C, E, and F so unless we’re counting Doris Driscoll, there hasn’t been a D name yet. Now I’m not saying they’re going to kill Dustin, (because they just took Eddie from him and haven’t given him much screen time so far anyway.) but I think someone who’s name starts with D might die in season 5.

It’s a stretch of a theory but….

As a musical theater fan, flirting is so hard. Like, do I drop a chandelier on him? Do I sneak in through his window in the middle of the night? Do I tell him he strikes me as a woman who has never been satisfied? Do I give him a paper flower? Do I go to punch him in the eye but kiss him instead? Do I tell him that if I took a meat cleaver down the center of his skull, I’d have matching halves? Do I throw an ear of corn across the room in his line of sight? Do I turn him into a scarecrow? Do I tell him I’m not moving into a nunnery? Do I pretend to be friends with his dead brother? Do I set him up with the girl of his dreams and then sing a song about how he never notices me? Somebody help. I suck at this.

This

Sometimes I get tired of the constant woobifaction of Will. He’s not just some sad gay boy. Like the kid loves punk music, he’s a mega nerd, he’s bitchy, he was fully prepared to use a gun on whatever was chasing him in the first episode, he stood up to and screamed at some giant fucking shadow monster

He’s not a baby and I feel like people take the “sensitive” aspect of him too far and forget the rest. Yes he cries, which is a good thing, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t strong as fuck

I kept wondering why I keep getting anime related things on my for you. Turns out I accidentally followed an anime blog. Whoops

We all knew it. We all knew it.

HOW WE FEELIN FANDOM?

My friend forced me to watch our flag means death. (You know who you are) I both regret it and do not. I am only 4 episodes in and can tell this will cause me emotional damage. But ya know, sometimes sacrifices must be made for a really good show