I'm Stupid - Tumblr Posts
Hey science side of tumblr or just anyone who isn’t as stupid as me,
Why can I charge my phone with my laptop but I can’t charge my laptop with my phone?
My superpower is joining fandoms that died with the soviet union
Ok, I don’t know what I have done but now my ao3 is blue.
I mean it’s not that bad.
I kinda like it
It just ✨special✨
How I cope
I hide the way I feel with the clothes I wear. I’m tired, and hurt, and broken, and just so so so done. With everything. I feel like shit, and I know I’m just pretending because nothing’s actually wrong and I have no reason to feel this way. So I hide it behind cute dresses and fancy outfits. That way, when people look at me, they’ll think I’m out together and normal. Maybe if I can convince them, I can convince myself.
My best friend is a dumbass for not doing any of her school work for tge year and im a even bigger dumbass for agreeing to help her crawl out of the hole she dug herself in.
I almost took a bite out of my lip gloss what am I doing with my life
water tastes infinitely better pored out of a glass bottle than any other kind of bottle and that is the truth
omd i finally get it!! its the batman song right? right??
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To all those terrible people on the Internet, who said "Pinch your elbow as hard as you want, it doesn't hurt!"
You have lied.
SO MUCH.
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I'm stupid.
Especially with emotions.
Fuck your Roman Empire.
What do you think about when you’re on the toilet?
Lowkey, the only reason I want to be well known on the internet is because I want people to be amused at everything I do.
NOBODY IN MY FAMILY LIKES ME, BUT MAYBE YOU WILL.
MAKE BREE FAMOUS 2024
What’s the last book you’ve read, what’s the last 5 star book you’ve read, and what’s the best book you’ve read
GASP. I LOVE THIS QUESTIONNNNNNN
The last book I read was, Hockey Girl loves Drama Boy.
That book was okay, I’m used to dark romances or rom coms with a deeper meaning if you get what I mean. Overall I gave it a 3/5, because some parts made me want to cry and throw up!!!
IM NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU, THE LAST BOOK I GAVE FIVE STARS WAS THE ANCIENT MAGUS BRIDE. I read this series when I was nine, and I was rereading it for giggles pls-
I can’t really pinpoint on what the best book I’ve read was.
I read the Twisted series by Ana Huang, WHICH WAS ALL FIVE STARS.
But if I tried to pinpoint it, it would be A good girls guide to murder by Holly Jackson.
I usually don’t like mysteries, BUT OH MY GOD. I AM HELL BENT ON THIS BOOK. IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY, GO CHECK IT OUT.
Thank you so much for this question, it’s my favorite omg.
TO EVERYONE READING, PLEASE ADD MORE QUESTIONS, IT IS SO FUN. IT CAN BE PERSONAL TOO.
ALSO, IM GOING TO TARGET TODAY, SO BOOK HAUL SOON MAYBE.
OKAY BYE BYE I LOVE YOU
Why is Harry Potter lowkey obx but with wizards.
HOLD UP.
John B- Harry Potter
Hermione- Kiara
Ron- JJ.
YOU GET IT MAN?
Kiara is half kook but shows to be a pogue. Hermione is a muggle but proves to everyone she can fight like a pureblood.
John B does everything for his dad, the treasure? His dad. His will to kill Ward? His dad. The series is about him getting revenge for his father. OH AND HARRY POTTER? THE WHOLE BOOK SERIES WAS LITERALLY ABOUT HIM FIGHTING FOR HIS PARENTS.
Ron may have family (sorry JJ-) but they always choose him last. He’s the funny character and goes along with anything that Harry says. Unless he thinks it’s stupid, which is all the time. THUS, making him JJ.
I don’t have one for Pope since I just woke up and i immediately thought of this. So if you have any more please put them in the comments-
guys how do I make a tag list. send help. I’m making fanfics on Thursday and I need a tag list. somebody pls. I’ll send you Olive Garden breadsticks. or wet hotdogs.
I just now realized that the reason they call it a bucket list
Is because you finish it before you kick the bucket
this heart cut is gonna scar so ugly
Part 8!
Does their size difference change all the time? Uh-huh.
Do I care? Nope~
Part 1 Next
I’m both lol. I have the dirtiest mind ever but anyone flirts with me and I won’t realize it.
Example:
My (bisexual) friend: I have a new crush!
Me: ohohoho, who? Is it someone I know? *wiggles eyebrows* wait “new crush” who was your last one?
Her: *looks me dead in the eyes* are you that fucking stupid?
Me: what did I do?!?!!?
Her: I had a crush on you, idiot
Me: *going through 5 stages of grief cuz I didn’t notice* what-
Her: I LITERALLY ASKED TO KISS YOU ONE TIME!!!!
Me: YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO KNOW HOW IT FELT TO KISS A GIRL
Her: Oh my fucking god. I asked to kiss you personally. I asked to kiss YOU omfg.
Me: *existencial crisis*
Im fucking stupid
In my personal experience, whenever someone is in the a- spectrum they tend to fall into one of three categories.
1) The single most dirty minded person you have ever met
2) Completely oblivious to anything sex-related
3) A really strange combination of #1 and #2