Me: Why Is Natsuo So Mean To Enji? Hes Trying!

Me: Why is Natsuo so mean to Enji? He’s trying!

Me when I visit my parents: Shut the fuck up, Dad!

How Endmight came to be

Endeavor: I am here!

All for One: Finall- what?! You’re not All Might!

All Might: No! Watch ME!

Endeavor: Where you lookin? Look at me, I’m the number one fucking hero who always smiles and thinks it’s gonna solve all the problems!

All Might: Oh yeah? Well I’m the guy who has a scowl SEWN into his FACE because I can’t be happy if my life depended on it!

Endeavor: Aw are you now? I’m the guy who pushes everyone AWAY cause I’m so COOL!

All Might: Oh, I’m the guy whose family drama is on TV every fucking Friday! Because all I know is training successors!

Endeavor: Good for you!! I’m the guy who has NO successors and HID that my power was declining until it was too late and the nation was thrust into chaos!

All Might: I’m the guy who’s still! WHINING! ABOUT IT! INSTEAD OF SOLVING! THE PROBLEMS!

Endeavor: I’m the guy who BROKE my sidekick’s HEART! And the heart of every other man who loved me! Because I’m All Might and I can’t stop fucking I-Am-Here-ing through life! and turn around for a second! to see that there is someone who cares! when I throw myself into a deadly fucking fight AGAIN when I have no POWER!

All Might: I… what

Endeavor: (crying) I’m the guy who has someone FOLLOW me FOR THREE fucking DECADES and try to get my ATTENTION in every way possible, and all I can do is bitch at him and JUMP OVER HIS HEAD WHILE HE’S TRYING TO GET DOWN THE STAIRS!!!

All Might: I WAS JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO FINALIZE YOUR FUCKING DIVORCE, ENJI!!!

Endeavor: WHAT

All Might: WHY DO YOU MAKE IT SO FUCKING HARD TO LOVE YOU, YOU FLAMING HOT MESS???

Endeavor: Oh my god. Oh my god. Please, come here.

All Might: I’m here. I’m here. I’m not going anywhere.

All for One: I’m here too, by the way. Are you two freaking serious, we’re fighting!

Endeavor: I’m sorry, do you mind? I waited thirty fucking years, you can shut the fuck up and wait your turn.

All for One: …Unbelievable. Oh, now they’re sucking face. This is why. This is why I hate heroes.

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

Twice writing a product review

Best Jeanist: Why so mad? Did I ruin your big reveal?

Dabi: I scream, you scream, we all scream CAUSE YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH!

All for One: How did you just get your ass kicked by Kamui Woods?!

Shigaraki: Fucking Edgeshot, his voice is like one of those 18+ asmr audios. Please tell me again how I’ve neglected my defense, sir.

All for One: WHAT???!!!

Shigaraki: Nothing.