All For One: How Did You Just Get Your Ass Kicked By Kamui Woods?!

All for One: How did you just get your ass kicked by Kamui Woods?!

Shigaraki: Fucking Edgeshot, his voice is like one of those 18+ asmr audios. Please tell me again how I’ve neglected my defense, sir.

All for One: WHAT???!!!

Shigaraki: Nothing.

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

Ending: Hey Endeavor, it’s me again, I kidnapped your son again, you have to pay attention to me this time.

Ending: Why are you smiling?

Endeavor: Ha.

Ending: What?!

Endeavor: Haha.

Endeavor: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ending: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Endeavor: (laughing hysterically) You think this is Natsuo, don’t you? Oh boy, you are in such deep shit! I have to record this.

Ending: What do you mean it’s not Natsuo?!

Dabi: Open your eyes, bitch.

Endeavor: (singing) You are fuuuuuuuuucked!

Shouto: Dad, there is a Nomu in our kitchen.

Enji: Yeah, I know.

Shouto: And you’re not gonna do anything?!

Enji: He’s just doing the dishes.

Shouto: WHY?

Enji: Because I’m exhausted! Fuyumi and I work full time, and you boys don’t help around the house at all! Maybe start cleaning up after yourself, and there wouldn’t be a Nomu in the kitchen!

Natsuo: Endeavor, there’s a Nomu in my room.

Enji: Oh my fucking- COPE, YOU SLOB!

Best Jeanist: Why so mad? Did I ruin your big reveal?

Dabi: I scream, you scream, we all scream CAUSE YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH!

Me: Why is Natsuo so mean to Enji? He’s trying!

Me when I visit my parents: Shut the fuck up, Dad!